When She’s On Her Phone But You’re Feeling Needy

If a pretty girl gets on your lap and tells you to take hit after hit are you really going to say no? When you can feel her grinding on your lap with her tits in your face as she tells you how cute you look when you smoke. No, you’d be a good puppy and say yes to whatever she says, even when you start feeling dizzy and can barely think about anything besides her body on yours. You’ll try to listen as your head spins and you get so out of it you can’t tell if your imagining her putting her fingers down your shorts and feeling the mess you made. You’ll be a good obedient puppy as you think about her filling you up and fucking you hard while you’re too high to muffle any of the loud noises you’re making. Well you think you’re just imagining it anyway.

shout out to my spam-liking mutuals, you all have my heart

sorry for biting you as affection it will happen again

i got bullied into marvel rivals, the game is about as i expected, and now i’m playing it again

i’ve been losing my mind the last few days, i hate people, why do i bother again lmfao

a little thing i did in my college art class before i dropped out, oops lmao

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

an online friend group may include:

guy who is nocturnal.

guy who goes to bed at nine pm.

guy who is inexplicably literally always online.

guy who lives on the other side of the planet.

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like 👀👀👀👀 “please dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. “

AHHH IM SO TIRED OF THESE DAMN RAZOR BUMPS ALL OVER MY THIGHS IM GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF UGHHHH