Pls Dm Me But Like, Not Being A Weirdo Calling Me A Worthless Object Whore Bitch? Like Is That Too Much

I think having a pretty girl to pry open my legs and hold a vibe against my clit until my mind pretty much melts out my pussy would be nice..... just saying

"You're so mean."

Yeah? Is that why you're hard right now?

What if… military man dad? Dad who can’t turn off his way of barking orders, even at home. Dad who expects things to be done his way, stat. Dad who has you cut his close-cropped hair. Dad who has you shave him while you sit on his lap, his hands on your hips to keep you steady. Dad who has you clean and polish his equipment while he watches. Dad who drags you around from base to base and who is the only stable connection in your life. Dad who teaches you to shoot but it’s just to hold you against him and you feel how hard he gets against your ass with every shot that rings out. Dad who says he’ll teach you self-defense but it’s just to show how easy you are to overpower by anyone who wants to. Dad with scars all over his big, tattooed arms. Dad with big, calloused hands that have killed a man and now he holds you by your throat. Dad with big black boots for you to grind on. Dad who makes you tell him how grateful you are to him for keeping you safe.

The feminine urge to be someone’s problematically young gf 😖

can you beat me up til i pee myself then help me get cleaned up and change my clothes? k thx

Call the Midwife presents a fantasy that has nothing to do with the miracle of childbirth and everything to do with the idea of having a tight-knit group of female friends who love and support each other. and a little bike to ride around on.

Eat her out while she’s on her period… coward

i hate when a man takes longer than 5 minutes to respond like literally what else could you be doing and then i remember he’s like 40 years old and probably working but then im like so u can’t spare 10 seconds to reply to me? oh ok just say u hate me

imagine u start dating me thinking im a bad bitch but in reality im extremely clingy and will threaten you with a knife at some point

My tits jiggle when I walk so ofc I expect princess treatment