I've Heard Lots Of Times That Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Is A Love Letter To The Reader. It's A Message

You CAN'T TRICK ME INTO SEEKING HELP MARTHA

going to therapy is one of the sexiest things you can do. if you go to therapy you're so hot it's unreal

kdj realizing he's bi would have to be during the most chaotic intervention ever. imagine kimcom (minus yjh, he is having no part in this) not-so-subtly interrogating kdj about his sexuality and kdj says Out Loud for the first time "yeah i'm attracted to yjh but it doesn't count" and they're like "what does that even mean" and kdj is like "EVERYONE is attracted to yjh" and they're like "kim dokja. what the Fuck are you talking about" and he's like "if someone isn't attracted to him there's something wrong with them." and hsy is like "we think something is wrong with You, actually" and he ignores that cause hsy said it and goes "even sangah is attracted to him, right sangah?" and ysa, a Lesbian, is like "i can admit he's handsome, certainly, but that's all. i don't feel any pull towards him so i wouldn't call it attraction, personally" and kim dokja starts sweating cause he Definitely feels A Pull towards yjh and goes "but. but hyunsung is also attracted to yjh!" and lhs is like "yes? i'm bisexual though?" and kdj's jaw hits the floor and he's fully sweating now and everyone is like. "wait. did you nOT KNOW?? THAT LHS IS BISEXUAL." AND KDJ, INFAMOUS BIPHOBIC BISEXUAL, IS LIKE "WHY WOULD I KNOW???" and lhs, who kdj has known for Years and who has made his crush on kdj painfully obvious and is constantly teased by jhw about it is like "*teary smile* this is fine" so then the interrogation morphs into a comfort session for lhs and everyone's like "damn kdj what is wrong with you how long have you even known lhs how could you not know he's bi" but he's not hearing any of it he's just sitting there in shock from so many revelations smacking him on the back of the head all at once

anyways, yjh enters the chaos completely unaffected to say dinner is ready and kdj makes a break for the nearest exit which is A Window and gets dogpiled by everyone

Before the year ends, allow me to post some stuff I drew waaaaaaaaaaay back when I first got into LMK and never posted

anyway divorced monkeys

The art process of this was that I woke up from a terrible 6 hour nap, downed a can of cheap wine, and immediately started drawing this

herta should pay us more for cosplaying akivili

I love this

Anubis: *wears a skirt on a day that isn’t friday*

Sadie: I—

Anubis: everyday is Femboy Friday if you’re not a coward.

Sadie: I— yes, I agree 100%

ok happy ending, they need it

AU in which Light dumps Misa and stays with L (for hmm investigation purposes) and in revenge she starts drawing very explicit L/Kira doujinshis but L and Kira in her stories always have Light's and Ryuzaki's faces

And then one day Light visits his family and sees those beautiful covers in Sayu's room

*cover drawings are based on the cover of Okane ga nai by Toru Kousaka and Liberty Liberty by Hinako Takanaga

Maybe the Cassie swap could be someone original? That's what I did for my own swap au.

Also, Tony could be an actual journalist and writer! He could be someone Gregory knows/used to know and they work together sometimes. There's a little "tension" between the two, but it doesn't go anywhere for a long time. Not sure where Ellis would go. Maybe a teacher? Or a school counselor Patient 71 took care of....

Nosey Journalist & Tired Technician

Bonus - School Counselor Ellis