Rin, Rubbing His Temples: I Am Not Proud Of What I Am About To Say, But Someone Get Me A Cigarrette.

Oh lord bagel

Gregory (Did i do this right)

X Yesss u did :]

A. Little. Shit.

Like he will not pass up any opportunity to cause mischief around the Pizzaplex

More than likely Monty will join him

Has accidentally called Freddy 'Dad' multiple times before but will deny it till the day he dies

His favorite "aunt/uncle" is Chica

Every time one of the animatronics get broken/whithered and they don't want the company to find out about it, usually Gregory will be the one doing the repairs

A prodigy in computers and robotics

Watches true crime no matter how much Freddy tells him not to

Reluctant to go to any type of school

Had separation anxiety and wouldn't leave Freddy's side in the first few weeks after the Vanny Virus

It's not as bad nowadays but he still clings onto Freddy whenever he can

Whenever he's not at the Pizzaplex, he and Vanessa are usually in the park playing with the ducks

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

kim dokja is everything. he's just some guy. he's the kindest person in the world. he's Jesus Christ. he's also Sun Wukong somehow. he's the personification of love as a force that powers reality. he died for our sins. he's a demon. he's an angel. he's suicidal. he's the more important being in the universe. he's could be anyone. he's a nerd. he's an inconceivable existence that expands along countless of world lines. he's a concept. he's just some strings of text badly tied together. he's also the prince of the greek underworld. he was bullied in high school. he's an analogy for all the auffering in the world and also everything that is human and worth saving (he teaches us everything is worth saving). he's a god. he's the sacrificial lamb. he's a yaoi man. he's an office worker. he's an eldricth horror. he's ugly. he's your friend and also he's you. he's a very complicated anti-suicide metaphor. he's adorable. he's repressed and depressed. he has ptsd. he's the father of various human and non human entities and also the son of various human and non human entities. he's simultaneously loved and hated by all the universe. he's a gary stu. he's bisexual. he's a murderer and also the most tragic victim of the irrepressible machine of universal suffering. he's a lover. he's a fox boy. he likes isekai novels.

Survival

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

Me when beckory. @puhpandas this about you. Make more beckory now.

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

Addendum: The furry fakeout plotline has been extended.

忠犬サンド ( ngis , kris )

Biblically accurate bbygurl

Biblically phone Kim Dokja opens his mouth a cute phone dingle music is played

He talks in the number tones