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Barmaid

Requested by @queen-of-nightmare-16:  Hi, could I request a Yondu Imagine? Maybe one where Yondu is in a bar with the Ravengers and the reader is a bar maid and they hit it off. Only when someone starts hitting on the reader (maybe Taserface) and Yondu goes to help, only to find out the reader can handle themselves. Thanks!

Here you go! My first Guardians fic done! I do not own Yondu. He belongs to Marvel.

Warnings: Flirting, mentions of unwanted advances, a little fluff. Also, first time writing Yondu so it may be a little OOC (I hope not)

Pairings: Yondu x fem!reader, mentions of other Ravagers.

Yondu’s dark eyes scanned the room. He was looking for you. The Ravager was almost never at ease, but something about being in your presence changed that. Casual flirting and the occasional shared drink made for an easy friendship. “What are you thinking about?” a voice almost made Yondu jump. He quickly schooled his features and calmed down. He turned to see your smiling face. How had you snuck up on him?

         "There she is. I was wondering where my favorite barmaid was.“ You laughed and slid his favorite drink toward him. “You don’t have to keep trying to flatter me, Yondu. You’re already my favorite. The only one for me.” You blew him a kiss and turned to serve your other patrons. Yondu chuckled to himself. Of all the bars and taverns in the galaxy, this one was his favorite.

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*cough cough* Consume Thanos *cough cough*

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I’m just gonna state this now. This is gonna be the cause of so many memes

And more fuel for fanfics X-3

*Me*

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"Just as the three villains grace the covers of the Far Cry: Rite of Passage issues, their stories will be retold within each chapter. The series features Antón Castillo and his son, Diego, who are both core characters in the upcoming Far Cry 6. Dark Horse said the series begins with Diego turning 13, that being the rite of passage the series’ title alludes to. Antón uses the occasion to impart on Diego “important lessons in leadership” and “cautionary tales he has heard about the undoing of three legendary men.”"

Source: comicbook.com

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