Smplive Sentence Starters

smplive sentence starters

❝ i always fail. i always fail, dude. ❞

❝ another one, bartender. ❞

❝ i will cause desolation on a fundamental level. ❞

❝ i’m an adult. a working adult. ❞

❝ respectfully, you got boofed. ❞

❝ *throws stick* you seem to be in a sticky situation. ❞

❝ *throws bone* i have a bone to pick with you. ❞

❝ i have the power, that’s all i’m gonna say. ❞

❝ is that a crying laughing emoji? ❞

❝ i am attempting to enjoy myself, and apparently, that is the antithesis of all your values. ❞

❝ my laptop is broken. it does not work. there is, uh, burn marks all over it. ❞

❝ i love you, too….WAIT WAIT WAIT, i didn’t want to make that commitment. uh, i like you a lot, as a friend. ❞

❝ there’s two things you can do here: watch baseball or watch the corn. ❞

❝ ms. frizzle has hot lesbian sex. ❞

❝ i’ve just written a song about tortillas. ❞

❝ i’m just gonna say it once: i think you’re full of shit. ❞

❝ why do you expect me to be able to do all these things? ❞

❝ you can’t just keep saying “you know me” and expect me to know you better. ❞

❝ can you calm down? you’re creating a ruckus. ❞

❝ you like dick and balls? ❞

❝ are you planning on burning down another treehouse? ‘cause i wanna be there when it happens. ❞

❝ you think this is a fucking joke? you think this is a game? ❞

❝ dude, fuck old people, man. ❞

❝ i’m gonna come clean with you: there’s a price on your head. ❞

❝ never have i ever turned down the opportunity to suck the shit out of a dick. ❞

❝ are you gay? ARE YOU GAY? ❞

❝ silence the weak, that’s what i say. ❞  

❝ what kind of follower of jesus christ are you? ❞

❝ that’s communism! you’re a tyrant! ❞

❝ today has been SO upsetting. ❞

❝ you’re a paranoid little baby. ❞

❝ who is obama? i am obama. ❞

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1 month ago

open to mutuals !

Open To Mutuals !
Open To Mutuals !

      ❝ i’m not supposed to advocate for violence. as captain, i disagree with what you did. ❞

      jon knew the small brawl would bring nothing but trouble. starfleet headquarters will DEFINITELY have a thing or two to say about it - they’ll pressure him to punish the one responsible. but he was also VERY WELL aware that these particular aliens were less than polite. 

                ❝ but ... how did it feel ? ❞


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2 weeks ago

i want a ‘you’ve been dating my brother, but he clearly doesn’t appreciate you, so ive come to save the day even though i’m entirely sure i’d be worse for you’ kind of plot.


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1 month ago

     ❝ it was a bear, alright. hungry one at that, ❞ is barrett's rumbled reply. with the shelving now upright, he could make out faint scours of claw marks etching the metal. tufts of fur sticking out of crooks in the corners. but aside from all the physical signs, the room simply REEKED of the creature.

     an adult male. black bear, maybe. stinking lightly of garbage when it went scavenging for a meal. he was only here for ten minutes, if that. gone for a couple hours.

     ❝ It Was A Bear, Alright. Hungry One At That, ❞ Is Barrett's Rumbled Reply. With The Shelving

     barrett's brow twitches when he inspects the cabinets. unlike daniil, a stab of SYMPATHY hit him in his gut. hunger was something barrett understood very well.

     ❝ why so much morphine, doc ? ❞ barrett casually rumbles out as he approaches the broken vials of the drug.

     ❝ It Was A Bear, Alright. Hungry One At That, ❞ Is Barrett's Rumbled Reply. With The Shelving
"The State Of A Bear Isn't My Foremost Concern," Daniil Shoots Back, Carefully Sweeping Away The Glass

"The state of a bear isn't my foremost concern," Daniil shoots back, carefully sweeping away the glass shards from his shattered equipment. True to form, all he can think about is the money wasted—some of the broken instruments had come directly from the last days of Thanatica.

Barrett's help is appreciated, but he's not the sort of person who would understand the terrible miasma of frustration and apathetic concession Daniil can't help but feel, looking at the minor carnage in his lab. It feels, in the moment, like he lives a doomed life—all progress will inevitably and invariably be halted by some outside force that wishes him and his research to meet its swift end.

An ill twist of fate; he'd call it that, if he believed in fate. As it stands, Daniil knows he's only unlucky.

"But if you are indeed right about the perpetrator being a bear, it almost definitely got into the morphine," a downward quirk of the lip as further antsy frustration pulls at him, "and the fentanyl, judging by the state of my cabinets. Even half of what I was storing would be lethal for a human, and it'll be about as costly to replace as an arm and a leg."

"The State Of A Bear Isn't My Foremost Concern," Daniil Shoots Back, Carefully Sweeping Away The Glass

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2 months ago
QUASTARI ; A Mostly Canon Multimuse With A Few Ocs Sprinkled In. Private & Low-activity.

QUASTARI ; a mostly canon multimuse with a few ocs sprinkled in. private & low-activity.

QUASTARI ; A Mostly Canon Multimuse With A Few Ocs Sprinkled In. Private & Low-activity.

FEATURING MUSES FROM ; star trek, rdr2, daredevil, gravity falls, & more!


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2 months ago

@strcys asked: "I hope you like spicy food!" for will !!! hi !!!

@strcys Asked: "I Hope You Like Spicy Food!" For Will !!! Hi !!!

" just how spicy are we talking? "

@strcys Asked: "I Hope You Like Spicy Food!" For Will !!! Hi !!!

the question is followed by a teasing smirk & a tilt of his head. will riker was no stranger to PUSHING his own limits - the question was less genuine & more of an invitation.

@strcys Asked: "I Hope You Like Spicy Food!" For Will !!! Hi !!!

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1 month ago

ooc mun posting | memes | promo | wishlist | asks

jonathan archer visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

barrett torbon visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

arthur morgan visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

will riker visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

jack daniels visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

vira'ter visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | audio open starters

bayek visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

kaidan alenko visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

stan pines visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

joel miller visage | musings | headcanons | aesthetic | desires | audio open starters

3 weeks ago

pedro as reed richards making me wanna create a verse where older jack is the head of statesman hhrrmmmmm


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2 months ago

@strcys asked : "That must have cost a fortune!" for jon x :)

@strcys Asked : "That Must Have Cost A Fortune!" For Jon X :)

❛❛ it would have, if it weren't for doctor phlox, ❜❜ jon replies with an UPBEAT tone. he had doubts that all the containers of food would even fit in their cargo bay - but the crew had been determined. ❛❛ they were very interested in his palavian leeches. ❜❜

@strcys Asked : "That Must Have Cost A Fortune!" For Jon X :)

the captain turns to pry open one of the containers, reaching in to pull out a ... vegetable? fruit? or some equivalent to it.

❛❛ i haven't broken the news to chef yet - you know how he gets when people do his SHOPPING for him. i was hoping i could trust that to you ... ❜❜

@strcys Asked : "That Must Have Cost A Fortune!" For Jon X :)

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1 month ago

Sorry that came off as aggressive, it’s probably because I’m being aggressive.


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1 week ago
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US

JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US

made some gifs for the first time! might make more for fun :)

JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US
JOEL MILLER // THE LAST OF US

bonus // grey, long haired joel <3


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