@jatkuleiba​ | Cont

Tumblr kids make rly cool pride flag color hue edits and i saw one that slapped recently so i had to draw something as a reminder that Alfred F. Jones is transmasc and sexy

Nerds.

MUN TIME

NAME.  Jenna but I like Breadie or Boyd

STAR SIGN.  

Aries

HEIGHT. 

5′5″

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Uhhhh noooo

PUT YOUR SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?  

Native Puppy love | A Drop of Nelsons Blood | Everybody Walking this Land | Ирорвёмся! | Let Me Down Easy | Look at This ( tribe called red )

Almost all were tribe called red I had to skip some oops 

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? 

No and I hope it stays that way - i will die i am not kidding i will die if someone ever did and not come back

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? 

Never omg

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 

I don’t know any celebs!!! But uh hh hhhhh 

I like the mom lady from US. She itches my lesbian brain real good i am a milf appreciator 

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE?  

Those heart monitors will make me burst out into tears on a bad day. In fact, I have a sound sensitivity and get overwhelmed by it a lot so there’s not many sounds I do like. Maybe fizzles- OR POP ROCK SOUNDS

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  

I don’t fuck with ghosts

HOW ABOUT ALIENS?  

y e s

DO YOU DRIVE? 

No I dont have 5 grand to drop on driving lessons 

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? 

no

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? 

Captive Prince but currently going through the Grand Fathers Teachings 

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? 

no f off

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? 

Bad Guys!

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? 

OKAY SO- a head injury. Im boring. I’m a cautious creature 

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? 

Cookie,,,Run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Wind Archer Cookie is everything i crave in life and I will die for him 

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? 

Yes and No. I remember and while I don’t get angry anymore I don’t welcome the same people back into my life. I learned something and when someone tells you who they are it’s best to listen 

IN A RELATIONSHIP? 

No, but hello ladies 

tagged by: idk i kept seeing people do this and wanted to!!

radiomayak​:

“A what?” He wasn’t in on the memo, no, not at all. “America, I need something, or else I’ll get the shakes-” “What’s wrong with my outfit?” He was in a powder blue track jacket, black joggers, Asics, a modest gold chain, and a black beanie. He also looked like an obvious 30. “If I take off my hat, my hair will be weird.”

“I’ll tell you what -- keep the hat on.” In a matter of words; Alfred agreed. No one wishes to see that happen. Now to tackle the next issue. The growing list of needs the elder man came with pulled Alfred into giving up ground; unneeded and Alfred promised to have Ivan cough it back up when the time called for Alfreds turn to be needy. “We can get a drink after. Like, how long do you think well be out? I’m not here to torture you.”

Petroglyph National Monument, New Mexico

Wowie how attractive are you

“ I guess !! “

“You don’t have to push so hard. It’s okay to rest.”

Hooking his tie Alfred loosened it with one swift tug; his body seeming to agree yet that expression stayed firm and without wear. Without the plain tie he could finally breath. Decompressing from another day busied and pulled in all direction. Not once, did that charming grin or burst of reassuring laughter fail. He was one tough cookie, after all. 

Wouldn’t want Ed to believe Alfred wasn’t fully there and attentive.

“I got two energy drinks in me and besides, it’s not like I’m going to nap while you’re here. What am I-- Spain? We don’t take breaks in the middle of the day.” He did a playful and gentle swat at Eds shoulder, reassuring him a little lack of sleep could never stop him. “You’re here for awhile right? I was wondering if you wanted to go camping, or whatever. I took overtime before this so we could have a few days!”

I care so much abt them

can’t wait until i have a wife so i can say “i love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “i’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social engagements by saying “i have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she’s my wife and i adore her

@islandiis  / / Starter Call.

“Hmmm, interesting! I think this is a lil’ bit too advanced for me to make. What if we try this?” Flipped the page of an aged cook book till it landed on Marens Kornflexkokur, much different and much sweeter from the fish stew option, which did very little to excite the American. Batting his eyes, Alfred pulled the age card from his deck to hopefully ensure his own way, holding out for Fannar to fall into flattery. “I’d also like to remind you that as the older and host -- you should let me let me pick. You can pick when you visit me next. Deal??”