Dear Men, May Your Daughters Meet Guys Like You.

GIBBAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

whenever me and my ex boyfriend argue i start reciting his social security number out loud because i have it memorized for some reason and that’s really funny to me

Calling someone kid or kiddo in bed is leagues sexier than calling them baby could ever be, prove me wrong.

tongue kissing middle aged men is very healthy for u actually! ^_^

talk to me like your daughter. i’ll get wet:>

Dainty little doll legs kick and flail, thrashing beneath you, jerking hard as you choke her out. Eyes wide, lips twitching, every gasp a struggle as she fights and fades under your grip.

Putting "taken" in her bio after I kidnap her 🥰