My Username May Be Putinsactualbigdick But Nowadays Its All About The Putussy Y'know

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

@putinsactualbigdick just made me watch Your Name and emotionally traumatized me so fuck him

Can we all take a moment to be thankful that Johnny from those weird videos calls his dad Papa and not Daddy

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Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

I feel attacked

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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