THE CAKE WAS TRUE

-old-ass man simon fairchild running out of witty one-liners to say before causing the weirdest day of someone's life

spaceship minifigure anon. do it. spike me off the roof. you won't

your going here👇

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

new @strange-aeons video was inspiring, to say the least 🐀

Tamsyn Muir: says Gideon Nav prefers to use a longsword that she wields two-handed, describes it as a standard cohort infantry sword, makes it clear it's bigger and heavier than a rapier but that's a low bar to-

Eight foot long Hungarian sword 14th century at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul: hellooooo lesbians. i am the reference image you're looking for. >:)

and y'know what? the fanartists are correct. spiritually. gideon WANTS to wield that sword. she's had it so rough. let her wield it. c'mon.

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

tgirl who used to be a terrible top but since transitioning has learned to be a wonderful power bottom.

holy shit you guys i think there's a kinky minotaur in my house? surely i can pursue this further without succumbing to my pain and becoming the monster i see around every dark corner

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

bees dont actually dribk honey like most people think they actually create it with their snouts

me, mid-way through cleaning the fifth room that day at the hotel, rotating one of my homebrew dnd god ideas in my mind, asking a simple questio-

BAM complete change in genre, 7+2 new aesthetics and characters, new rules and metaphysics of the world, all enter my brain like a railway spike

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead