Holy Shit. The Israeli Whistleblower Story CNN Just Broke Is Insane. I Cannot Believe What I’m Reading

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

alternate caption: HE THOUGHT THE GRIMWALKERS AND CALEB SHARED ONE SOUL AND SO COULD NOT UNIONIZE TO HAUNT HIM!!!!!!!

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

I like to think that every few gatherings there’s an ‘incident’.

The rangers are doin their thing, competing with each other on who can be the most stealthy and shit. One ranger manages to sneak up behind another so silently that when the other ranger does notice them, they’re caught horribly off guard. Their training kicks in and they punch the other guy in the jaw. Hard. Over the course of Araluen history, multiple rangers ended up concussed from this exact sequence of events.

Multiple commandants have tried and failed to keep this from happening each gathering. It becomes a running gag, some even taking bets as to who will get socked in the face.

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white

#yes #true

[id: because friendship IS the best ship and no one can tell me otherwise]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!