I Wanna Be That Cat...

usually if i drink while i have a migraine it goes away (i don't drink often... the last time i did was my birthday in september last year)

People that get migraines: Is alcohol/liquor a trigger for your migraines? Doesn’t need to happen every time you drink

Yes

No

No migraine (lucky you!)/don’t drink option

Headpats??? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Pet the Puppy

[Junior Plush / Scylla Plush / Tapas / Patreon]

All snuggly cuddly like? Me too ^w^

Ahh, it's been three years so fast >><<

we'll make it through forever together~

@the-adhd-sorcerer >:3

When people tell me to act rationally and think before doing anything… there’s a voice in the back of my head that’s like “if only they knew, how much it hurts to think, how much effort I put in to… think”, like let’s be honest, if you knew me in high school you’d be impressed by my intelligence… now if you ask a question I sit there and tilt my head to the side and eventually tell you to go ask a rock or a tree or something.

The puppybrain has taken over, there’s one brain cell on a treadmill keeping the lights on and then doing nothing else, head empty… I pretty much only think with my body, does it feel nice or get you things that feel nice? Do it, does it feel bad or get you things that feel bad? Don’t do it.

I have simple brain with simple needs, the needs are pretty much just praise and affection, if I fail to get enough of these I shut down, from stress or depression or otherwise.

It’s almost like I’m puppy… except unlike the things that are born with fur and a tail and 4 legs, I’m expected to think and not let my emotions control me… even if it’s a detriment to my mental and therefore physical health.

Idk… maybe I’m too complacent with my own existence.

no... and if you i suggest getting a medical professional's opinion

do you get pins and needles at least once a day?

Never… having 1 joystick makes me depressed enough…

If you were offered free bottom surgery but you only get a second set of the genitals you already have, would you take it?

I would steal your spot on a bed… but only to keep it warm for you :3

Does your pet try to steal your spot on the couch/bed/chair when you get up?

yes and no, yes because it means we're a vulnerable minority, no because i already have the girlfriend of my dreams :3

Does it make you sad that most people are statistically straight?

Sweaty booba

I'm losing it