Humans Haven’t Ruined The World, Think Of It As Accidental Remodeling.

I need me a clerval

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.

i personally think the reason for my headaches is not dehydration or any kind of deficiency but the amount of greek mythology brainrot i‘m consuming

The saying “butt naked” is so odd. Imagine a common phrase for being dressed like “pants clothed”

I will acquise, with having Only read the Iliad and not read the stories where Achilles "falls madly in love" with Deidemia, it's very easy to interpret this man as being gay* and plainly not actually interested in women as anything beyond a status symbol. Sure he "acquires" women from Lesbos for himself and Patroclus, and is upset when Briseis is taken from him but it's easy to read that as expectation/obligation and his pride being hurt, respectively, moreso than him being genuinely interested in women.

Patroclus, well, i don't think we spend enough time with him to know but I feel like it could go either way, with him being either gay or bisexual

*i am aware that our modern terminology and understanding of sexuality is not the same as sexuality from any other time but for simplicity sakes i'm using gay and bisexual

Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos

Down at the copa

copa cabana

A friend who hasn’t talked to me for years despite my attempts to reach out just contacted me again and apologized, so of course I instantly forgave him and acted like I wasn’t hurt by it at all.

I am currently looking at a pc, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I have achieved peak unproductivity.

Oh gosh darn I’ve had so much fun I’m not allowed to have any for a few days