So Apparently Dean Believed Mary Was Dead Because He Was Grieving, And Sam Believed Dean Was Dead Because

castiel : *a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent that is practically immortal*

sam : *a mortal hunter*

also sam : *moves in front of castiel at any sign of danger*

Hermione, to Draco and Harry over a cup of coffee: I'm really glad you two have finally put your differences behind you. It's a relief to watch you both have a conversation without bickering.

Ron, laughing: It's a little weird though, right? Next they'll be getting friendship bracelets, or something.

Harry:

Draco:

Harry and Draco: *simultaneously pulls down their sleeves*

[meta] Sam Winchester Through Hell-Goggles: Or, Why Sam is Not “Fine”

AKA, Reason # 168,367,930,846,142 why Sam is better than all of us.

EXCERPT: Sam’s response to and his rare discussions of his time in the Cage show that he is not only wracked with shame, but that he has also carried that crippling shame into later seasons, and it affects him even now. And somehow, despite all that, he still dedicates his love and remaining energy to other people.

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Crowley [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was...doing things.

Dean [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

So, our “Lung” is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its width in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in terms of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

Add on:

THIS IS NOT A NATURAL FIRE: farmers (presumably) set fire to the forest for political reasons — capitalism is demanding new cultivable fields;

Indigenous people are known to live in the rainforest (1 million people) ;

No, the forest won’t grow back like California Forest did/is doing.

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

Hufflepuff: Why are you like this?

Slytherin: I used too much 'no more tears' shampoo in 1739 and haven't felt a single emotion since.

Shit Slytherins Say: #124

Heaven won't take me & Hell is afraid I'll take over.