Opposite Of Sam Pepper = Sam Salt

The houses as things I've said

Gryffindor: I'm listening to the song that makes me feel badass, so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go climb a mountain or something.

Hufflepuff: That's it, I'm wearing flower crowns for the rest of my life.

Ravenclaw: I'm a slut for conspiracy theories!

Slytherin: I love monopoly. You wouldn't believe how much fun it is watching the light go out of my opponent's eyes as I take everything they once owned.

Dean: You're so dramatic.

Crowley, with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Shit Slytherins Say: #124

Heaven won't take me & Hell is afraid I'll take over.

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Slytherin: Hey Ravenclaw, can you promise me something?

Ravenclaw: Sure, what is it?

Slytherin: When I die can you put my ashes in a party popper and burst it at someone's baby shower?

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

⚠️POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT⚠️

DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SEASON 15 AND YOU WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS

I am SO proud of my baby boy (even though he's older than me, but that's not important). He is undoubtedly the most powerful character on the show and could easily beat Chuck.

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On my way to steal yo man. 😎🐎

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