Grinch (derogatory)

oh no. i just smiled and giggled and blushed. oh god. oh no. fuck.

and is the narrator in the room with us right now?

apples and cinnamon truly were made for each other... eternal lovers

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

number #1 best thing a girlprotagonist can be is a fucking terrible person and number #2 is a lesbian

Bears are so right about hibernation

and are the lazy people who are able to cheat the system and live off benefits comfortably in the room with us right now?

i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after