Darling,

@sammyyy-lmao

I need chronically online friends

that can call all the time

and they like me and are funny

preferably nice

and they like to yap

where can I find them?

feeling like a cutie pie today, might post some cutsie little photos later

actually us but it’s bed chem. or juno can I impregnate you with my baby. I will do juno positions on you okay

yesyesyes youre so hot i need to fuck you

i miss my wife

you and me

YESSS i love it when you tell me all about your books

I think we should engage in activities that historians would deem as just friendship things

i think making out is vv friendly 😁

you should let me kiss you so you can live forever without anxiety

oh no 😟 i guess we have to kiss forever and ever

hey guys im bored spam my inbox please

I love women(that includes you and Prue,ignore if you’re weirded out)

no its okay i love you too