This Is So Sweet Stop :(

Dorcas says, "That's pretty racist ngl" everytime something that she doesn't like happens and just watches the terror in people's eyes with the biggest grin. Marlene almost cries every time it happens. On the other hand Regulus has learned to adapt and just hits her with a "so you're transphobic now i guess?"

"James is such a troublemaker" "James is such a bad boy" JAMES ASKS HIS MOTHER'S PREMISSION TO DO ANYTHING

Evan talks in his sleep, and what I mean by talks is that he says the absolute stupidest shit. He'll just start listing ingredients for a poison or sing some obscure ass song. Barty snores like a train. And poor Regulus, who is already kinda insomnic, will just stare at the celling silently, planning his best friends' death. What he ends up doing is not telling Evan or Barty any of these so they find out when they sleep with someone else for the first time. "This girl told me I was speaking in my sleep so she kicked me out but thats fucking weird because if I did you guys would have told me. Guys? Reggie?"

Sorry, bbg, I would sleep over, but unfortunately, I don't have my dinosaur plushie

Sirius and James

There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them

The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold

"My mental illness makes me funny" is SUCH BULLSHIT. When I was deep in my mental illness, I was the most boring,tiring,self obsessed person ever. All I could think and focus on was my suffering, I didn't care about people around me, I pushed everyone who tried to help me away, and I literally cried and slept all day. You think I could have been fucking funny back then?! My humour comes from how much I enjoy life now that I can participate in it, how excited I am about every little new thing that I can try and how much beauty I find in human connections and making others laugh (This is not to demonise people who are still deep in their mental illness but I'm just so tired of the way mental health is treated and portrayed on the interent. It's not funny or quirky it's important shit)

Hachi is the BIGGEST Ghibil fan. One night, she made Nana watch Howl's Moving Castle with her, and she proceeded to yap endlessly about her huuuge crush on Howl and how much she longed for the love he and Sophie have. Nana acted annoyed, but she was so thoroughly entertained by the way Hachi's eyes lit up and the little bounce and exaggerated hand movements she had while talking about this movie. She ended up buying them matching Howl's Moving Castle inspired rings while trying to act so nonchalant about it too

I truly wonder what was going through Sirius' mind when he learned about his mother's passing. I assume a big part of him felt vindicated, happy, free, maybe even a bit detached and indifferent (after all he hadn't seen his mother in a while) but I have to wonder if a part of him grieved the mother he never had, the love he never got. A part of me wonders if he got overwhelmed by the unfairness of his childhood,  the acceptance that was so expected for the people around him and was never given to him, the parts of Sirius that broke and would always be a bit shattered because of the way his mother raised him. What if a small,tiny part of him, the part that would forever be a child desperately wanting his family's support, couldn't help but remember the small moments of protectiveness and gentleness his mother showed to him before everything, the way she hugged him before his first year at Hogwarts , the way she cleaned his bruises even though he knows she is the one that caused them