When You Want To Be Built Like Godwyn, But You’re The Same Body Type As His Snake Brother ☹️

Fanfics are great, but in this instance, it would be like putting a bandaid on a severed leg.

So, am I the only one worried that the cat king won’t be a returning character now that the agency is back in London….?

No wonder I’m always jealous of cats

For a new tumblr user, I can only feel the amount of lore behind this post like radiation

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

This just in….! They were not a real person.

Got my first follower. Time to see if they’re a real person….

my contribution to the fandom

Thank god fanfiction exists. I already miss my boys.

jeff: gender and sexuality are made up us: so true your maJEFFsty

(source - thank you to @jeffbiblesupremacy for cutting)