From Down To Fuck To Down Bad

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

If they don’t make up or make out in the third act I’ll be livid

oh my god they’re so fucking gay

To the officials in Netflix that cancelled Dead Boy Detectives, I am angry, and the only talking I want to do is with my fists

My offering in these dark times: this porny Payneland fic I was writing yesterday when I got the news and which I finished today in a rage-fueled burst of spite (but quite happily for the boys).

It's been a couple of weeks since the boys' shockingly successful eye contact experiment, and Edwin is impatient to try something else.

Technically a sequel to You're a Star I'm Gazing from Edwin's point of view, but actually a sweet scoop of god-I-love-you type smut that you don't need any background knowledge to enjoy.

Explicit! See tags.

Got my first follower. Time to see if they’re a real person….

Original comic by Rasenth

Can the same thing happen to me, perchance? Just a little bit? A smidgen?

He’s just a ghost periodically dying and the one ghost that’s been to literal hell told him to walk it off lmao

i feel bad for the exploding-head guy. i mean, sure they're not doctors but to me a ghost with an exploding head qualifies a lot less as a medical issue than a live girl with a supernatural parasite. obviously they weren't going to NOT save niko but "we are not doctors" is a weird thing to say about a ghost with what is obviously a supernatural problem. his whole afterlife is a nonstop cycle of worsening agony and short-lived relief, and something must be causing that, right? and it's definitely not an actual, try-these-pills, lay-down-in-the-dark migraine

i just really hope you figured it out, exploding-head guy

Random thought: (and hear me out) DBD takes place in the same universe as The Sandman. We know this. Edwin even met one of the Endless. But I’ve been thinking. Remember, that last episode of sandman where Dream was essentially involved in that cat trying to share its dream with other cats. My point is, do you think because of that The Cat King might also be aware of the endless, and that might be a possible point in the next season of DBD?

Fellow theorists help me out here. Are these the ramblings of a madman…

Do not obey in advance.