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No Proshitters please :(

DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUYS SHES JUST STUPID AND HAD A WHORE BIRD ANYWAYS

He drowned my bird while my other friend watched and took the feather HELP

im not mad im just disapointed in them

go my moist vermin

Artery

ೃ༄ domestic poly prompts ˚◞♡ ⃗

— “okay, which one of you drank the last of my coffee?!”

— “three other people in this house and not one of you knows how to pick your socks up off the floor!”

— “y’know, the idea of a cuddle pile is that it’s relaxing- so whoever’s got their elbow in my side has like ten seconds to move it, or i’m toppling us all over.”

— “we need a bigger shower.”₁ “or, we could just stop showering togeth- “₂ “hey, hey, let’s not get too extreme!”₃

— “yes the both of you look adorable, but can i please have my clothes back now?”

— “which one of you idiots is warming their icy little feet on me?! you need to get that checked!”

— “can we please go back to picking the film for movie night at random? i can’t take another week of fight club and the notebook.”

— “don’t tell the others, but i love your cooking the most.”

— “look, this isn’t going to work if we all don’t want to be the one to kill the spiders!”

— “do any of the clothes you’re wearing belong to you?!”

Crowley Of The Day: I want them both under my Christmas tree.

Haha weiner

haha weiner

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.