I Need To Remind People Who Think Percabeth Is Happening To Fast That These Two Idiots Have No Idea.

#married behavior

Arthur: *looking towards the trees*

Lancelot: Something interesting sire?

Arthur: *coughing* Oh, nothing, I'm just...bird watching.

Gwaine, popping up between Lancelot and Leon: Really? Must be one heck of a bird to have your attention.

Arthur: *nervous laughter*

Merlin, skipping gaily towards them: Arthur! I mean, sire, look! *holds up a cat* isn't she cute?

Gwaine sharing a knowing look with Leon and Lancelot: Ah, I see now. Yes, definitely a "bird." A very pretty one in fact.

Leon: Exquisite taste, sire. You've picked a fine specimen to watch.

Lancelot: *nodding*

Arthur: *flustered* Shut. Up. And you and your cat shut up as well Merlin!

Merlin and the cat: *both confused*

Merlin: What? What did we do!?

The cat: Meow!?(I literally said nothing, this is discrimination man!?)

Eddie + listening to Buck re: all of his love interests

Colin Bridgerton wants to dance with Penelope Featherington throughout the seasons:

Season 1

He asked and was rejected.

Season 2

He's not getting rejected this time, he simply says they're dancing.

Season 3

He's taking no prisoners, this is his girl, step away motherfuckers!

This might be my favorite parallel in the a Bridgerton universe!

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

I mean.. he is the son of the original hulk yk

Oliver is big, right? He's built like a damn industrial refrigerator. But Lou is

Lou is MASSIVE

I'm about to be such an insufferable slut on Thursday and I'm not even sorry

These are explained perfectly. These are exactly how i feel about Dickbabs too. It's a typical boring ship that holds back the characters instead of letting them grow up and move forward with other people Nothing new or exciting about it.

so fucking irritated with the narrative of “two men can be close platonic friends without romantic feelings” in regards to buddie because 1) you can be friends and in love 2) men are friends on this show? chim and buck, chim and bobby, bobby and michael 3) point me to this so called plethora of male slowburn friends-to-lovers canon ships that exist in media so i can watch that instead

I know it's not everyone who watched the og 911 also watches lone star, but every time I see some grand spec about the point of Gerrard I think to myself "you guys do know this is coming from the guy who had a evil captain plot in ls where Charlie Swan takes over the 126 then the most dragged out premiere event ever happens and the whole thing is solved because of some rich dude who sells milk cartons right?" I think we should all bring our expectations back down.

something about eddie starting the episode by saying he wants chris to choose him and ending the episode by saying ermmm acktually, i'm not giving you a choice you're my son! you're with me!! and the possibility for a parallel with buck and sitting, waiting, wanting buck to choose him and then saying, fuck it, you're coming with me, you're my wife!!!