need dick grayson in the battinson sequel, not only because we deserve a proper batman & robin movie, but also so that we can get a scene of bruce showing up to the courthouse shivering like a wet shih tzu to prove that he can be a capable guardian
not gonna lie the show thus far has felt like rick riordan just subtly rewriting his book the way he would do it now to better develop characters and relationships and such and personally i’m here for it because it means we get shit like the consensus song and medusa being a sympathetic villain because girl she was a victim !!
AND NO BUCKLEY PARENTS AT THE WEDDING
chimney in his wedding suit.
maddie in her dress.
jee in a matching dress to her mama.
buck walking maddie down the aisle.
hen standing up there as best woman.
karen telling chimney how proud she is.
maddie and chimney’s first dance as mr & mrs han
the lees hugging chimney and telling him how his mother would be so proud
athena reminding maddie of how far she has come
bobby and chimney staring at their beautiful wives
dispatch besties celebrating with maddie
everyone doing a toast to the happy couple
eddie and chimney sharing a moment
madney having the best wedding night with their baby girl
Harry knew he was Indian (mostly because the Dursley’s used to say racist shit to him) but he didn’t know where in India the potters were from until he went to Hogwarts. He finds out from the Patils, who were close with the potters because desis stick together.
The Patils are from the north and use Hindi to speak to each other. Neither of them knows Telugu/Tamil/Marathi/Malayalam/insert Southern language of choice here (I personally headcanon Telugu because it’s the only Indian language I speak and because there’s a huge diaspora of telugumandi in the west, but feel free to choose whatever you’d like). So Harry has to rediscover his heritage language on his own.
He also studies Sanskrit, and it opens up a HUGE world of spells that they don’t teach at Hogwarts (because of course Indian wizards don’t do spells in Latin). He and the Patils know a bunch of spells that nobody else does.
Harry’s pleat game is ON POINT. It makes sense, since he had to do all the chores at the Dursley’s and that includes perfectly folded and ironed laundry with the edges aligned neatly, or else he would risk being punished. But the result is that if you want your saree drape to pass the inspection of even the most judgemental auntie, you go to Harry to help with your pleats.
Even when they’ve graduated and all have their own homes, it’s a pretty regular sight for the Patil twins to come through Harry’s floo, half dressed, to have Harry pleat their sarees or their lehenga dupatta for them.
Harry LOVES spices. The dursleys only liked bland food, but Harry has always liked flavorful foods, and has no problem with (hot) spicy food either. He uses lots of spices in his own cooking now. His food is very flavorful, but when he’s cooking for himself, it’s too spicy for all his friends (even the Patils). So nobody can eat his leftovers unless he was specifically cooking with other people in mind. Ron learned this the first time he rummaged through Harry’s fridge after a night of drinking. Now Harry labels all his food as to whether or not it’s “Harry spicy”.
James LOVED to buy Lily sarees. He’d order them with custom, wizard-themed designs from weaving villages in south India. The women who made them assumed he was just very imaginative, so he wasn’t violating the statute of secrecy since saree patterns are often vibrant and unique. Harry finds some of them in the old potter manor, and they still smell like the perfumes and scented oils his mother would wear when James took her to the local temple for Hindu holidays.
Indian witches often store extra magic in or enchant pieces of their copious jewelry with spells that can keep them safe if they’re ever in a situation where they don’t have their wands. stuff like, each bangle can function as an emergency portkey that can take you to different safe locations if you say the activation word, or ones that create an instant magical shield when you tap them. Harry finds some of his mothers gajulu, gives them to his female friends.
He ties Rhaki on Ron and Neville, and all the weasley boys. Ron was the first person he ever tied it on, because Ron was the first person who he ever bonded with, and his closest brother.
Harry always cooks idli sambar or dosa for his friends for breakfast the next morning after a night of drinking together, and it’s the perfect hangover food because it definitely brings you back to full alertness/knocks the last bit of post-hangover grogginess right out of your system.
Harry’s parselmouth abilities are valued in his native culture because of the sacredness of snakes in Hinduism, and it comes to be something he’s really proud of (personally I think the ‘parselmouth connected to the horcrux’ thing is dumb, so I’ve always imagined Harry was just naturally a parselmouth).
As the number of Indian immigrants/expats continues to grow after they graduate, Harry helps some of his students (he’s the DADA teacher) start the Hogwarts “South Asian Student Union”.
He always has snacks out for his students when they come to visit his office hours, and they’re all Indian snacks and sweets. His personal favorite is kaju barfi, but he always has a good variety of both sweet and spicy treats, especially for stressed out owl and newts students.
He collaborates with Hermione, who works in the ministry, to make it mandatory for Hogwarts students to a “foreign magical language” course so they can broaden both their minds and their spell repertoires. Padma Patil becomes the “Sanskrit Spells” teacher, and Seamus teaches “Irish Gaelic”. (It took him a little longer to get his course started, since it turns out that at least 40% of Gaelic spells are just increasingly complicated and violent ways to repel the English).
Hermione and Harry also work together to make sure there are employees in the international magical cooperation department who specialize in post-colonial relations, because the magical world also has its issues with that colonialist mindset towards countries that were formerly part of the empire.
Just south Indian Harry embracing his heritage, learning about what was ripped from him, and using it to enact meaningful change in a multicultural magical society.
Reasons for Evan Diaz:
Buckley Parents suck and Maddie is now a Han so not Family ties needed
Same last name as Chris
Makes calling him Buck a mystery and I find that funny
"wish i could help" get on your knees and do it then
Saw the official 9-1-1 page post a meme about theorizing what the second half of the season is about and of course the comments are flooded with bucktommy stans.
I cannot handle this shit anymore, they are pissing me off more than when Tommy was on the show.
All of them flooding the comments with hashtags about tuning in for Tommy. Are you all not fucking bored yet, HE ISNT COMING BACK! Buck and Tommy are NOT endgame! When is it gonna get through to your delusional asses.
Tim Minear already said the breakup will be overshadowed by Eddie and Tim Minear confirmed that Tommy wasn’t his last. Tim Minear confirmed that Tommy was ‘just a guy’ and wasn’t ever going to stick around long enough to have any kind of begins episodes. So when you all get pissy that he isn’t coming back, you all have yourselves to blame for not listening to the literal showrunner.
I’m sick and tired of not being able to look in the comment section without some talking about Tommy! LET IT FUCKING GO!! He’s not anymore important than any other love interests that Buck has had come and go.
One of the funniest shit 911 did is making Eddie the social one. He has poker nights, goes to play basketball and has tons of parent friends 'cause of Chris
Meanwhile Buck has like 5 friends all of which he works with
Anne With an E! It's been a long time since I watched the series, but I finally made a fanart :> She's so precious ❤️ I was really happy drawing this xD (I'll seriously make every fanart I've left for later in the last years)
Me & the squad:
OffGun, BTS, Batfam, Bridgerton, Harry Potter, Merlin, 911, lone star, RWRB,Good Omens
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