Elderly Young People What Are Ur Loudest Joints Mine Are Probably Wrists And Shoulders

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

“There is a phrase that is rallied around the business: ‘Take your work seriously, but never yourself’. That is something that I hold onto. So much of it is about managing your life and making your life as simple as possible so that when you’re given an opportunity eventually to go and make crazy things with crazy people, you feel like you can.”

Joseph Quinn covers Wonderland

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

Can someone write a Dummies Guide to Umbrella Academy Season 3 because I am LOST

@mantorokk jokes on u I always get rly excited when I get a notification from u

imagine someone smiling bc of a notification from you

I love when Leeds art pops up on my timeline

Thomas Girtin, Kirkstall Abbey from the N.W., c.1792

@mantorokk when are you taking me out for dirt then?

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

trying to work on your mental health is like the derry girls trying to clean up fionnula’s chip shop and accidentally setting it on fire

Yes I’m still making crap memes no I cannot be stopped.