Guys You Don't Understand How Funny It Is That Didyme Would Have No Concept That It's Been 3000 Years

𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐅: 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑, 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓.

a big compilation of romantic, spicy and bittersweet starters, quotes, scenarios and places where one can get romantic. beware that some of these are of mature nature while others imply cheating or the thought of it. this were all thought to be in fandoms that are of historical nature or high fantasy but you can adjust names, locations and pronouns accordingly.

JEALOUSY. 

“I shouldn't be jealous, you aren't even mine.”

"Name, please. I'm gonna hunt that fuck down and kill 'em myself."

"It's time that you proved your loyalty to me."

"I could keep you safe, they're all afraid of me."

"Could they make you feel this good?" 

"I'll make sure you never see them again."

“Did he make you come?"

“ I don't want anyone other than me knowing what it sounds like when you scream."

"You're mine. Don't forget that. You promised."

"I don't care if you're just friends.”

 "You and i both knew what he was doing."

"I've never seen you that mad before."

 "Woah, where are we going?"

 "the hell was that?"

 "what is your problem?"

 "We need to talk about that little stunt you pulled earlier."

"She looked at you funny..."

“They can’t stop looking at you.”

"Who was that?"

"I don't like the way he/she/they look/s at you."

"So what if I'm jealous?"

"You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person."

"Hey. You're mine." 

"Don't worry. I'm yours."

"Are you jealous?~"

"Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?"

"I can't have these people all over you."

 "Oh, come on. Don't worry about him/ her/them, we're just friends."

"Don't you trust me?" 

"You're not the one I don't trust..."

ANGST ROMANCE. 

"My life is my own to ruin."

"If you don't love, prove it to me. prove to me that you've never felt something towards me. look at me."

"Is this what you wanted, huh? you could just make me fall in love with you and then just- just fucking leave? do you really expect me to be okay with that?"

"I wish we'd have more time."

"I told you not to fall in love with me."

"I'm not actually feeling anything."

"Do you want me to leave?"

"I thought we'd have more time."

"It scares me what I'm willing to do for you."

"I said I'd take care of you, did you think I wouldn't follow through on that?"

"I don't want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do."

"I can't sleep without you here"

"You need a place to stay for the night?"

"It's hard to sit here and be close to you and not kiss you."

"Did you really think this would 'get better' after we married?"

"I'm allowed to be obsessed with you, I'm your husband/wife."

• "you haven't changed." •

"do you want to give us another chance?"•

"let's start over."

"i don't want to start over."

"I don't care what others say, i trust you."

"you better not screw this up."

"i regret everything."

"god i missed you so much..."

"you've never left my mind."

"i thought i was doing the right thing. i had no idea...im sorry."

"I made the biggest mistake of my life and losing you was it's price."

"Are you even listening to me?" 

"Leave. Leave right now."

"All you do is whine."

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"How did that feel?"

"Is this how little you think of me?"

"I wouldn't miss you. Nobody would."

"You ruined everything."

PINNING.

"Do you know how hard I'm trying not to kiss you right now?"

"I'm very busy and you're distracting me right now."

"Don't you ever get lonely."

" I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren't here."

• "Did you really mean that? you don't love me?"

"I'll take care of you."

"Because you're the only one who isn't treating me like I'm some fragile, innocent little thing to protect."

 "There's people outside who look like they want your head on a platter."

"Aww, jealous?"

"You're not an awful company when you're not trying to be obnoxious and ruin my day."

 "Just be honest, for once in your life."

"Dance with me, please?"

"What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?" 

"I didn't mean to fall for you." 

"How mad would you be if I kissed you right now?"

 "Close your eyes and hold out your hand." 

"If there was ever anybody meant for me, it's you."

"I promised to love you forever, and that is a promise I intend to keep."

 "You are worth waiting for. So when you are ready, I'll be here."

"I will never stop fighting for you. I will never stop protecting you."

"Kiss me like that again and I'm going to think you're in love with me."

 "... But what if I am in love with you?"

 "It was about the sex at first but now it's... It's not. It's more than that. And I think that's what scares me the most."

"I don't think I can do this anymore."

"Because I think- I think I'm starting to get greedy. I think I'm starting to want more with you."

"no, we can't- we cant do this."

"someone might see us- stop."

 "did you really mean that? you don't love me?"

"if you don't love, prove it to me. prove me that you've never felt something towards me. look at me."

TENSION/PROTECTIVE.

"W-why are you looking at me like that?"

"Rumor has it, I make you nervous."

 "Your face is heating up, is it something I said?"

 "You weren't supposed to see me in this, so I'm just gonna go."

"Never gonna happen."

"Say it." 

"You fucking idiot- would it kill you to be careful so I don't have to worry about your safety all the time!?"

 "I've been horrible to you this whole time, on purpose, to drive you away. Why do you keep coming back?"

"be careful next time, okay?"

"god, i don't know what i would have done if you got hurt."

"you grew on me, alright?"

"of course, it just had to be you. it always had to be you."

 "why was it always you?"

"can't you just leave me alone? i think about you enough as it is."

"you make me want to be better."

"you didn't deserve that.."

"this wasn't supposed to happen. you weren't supposed to do this to me."

"when you love something, you protect it."

"I'll keep you safe."

• "when i say run, i need you to do as i say and don't even think about me."

"close your eyes, you don't need to see this."

"it's alright. they won't be hurting you again..."

"there's nothing in this world nor any other, that would stop me from protecting you."

"i swear to you. as long as i'm by your side, you'll never be harmed."

 "you tell me."

"whatever you'd like us to be."

"whatever we are, i like it."

"I don't think that's up to just me, is it?"

"we don't have to be anything. I'm tired of people labeling us."

 "you know what we are. you just want to hear me say it.”

"Did we mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?"

"Look at me in the eyes. Tell me you never loved me. Tell me that I meant nothing to you. Tell me that this was all a lie."

"You didn't just betray my trust. You destroyed my heart."

"Slit my throat. Let me bleed out on this alleyway. Let my blood splatter your shoes. But when I'm gone, there will be no one left who ever loved you."

DIRTY SOFT AND NASTY SPICE.

"You're so messy."

"Your thighs are shaking so much." 

"Be good for me and I'll untie you." 

"That's good, baby, keep doing that."

 "Just relax for me, I'll make it feel good." 

"But you want me. I was inside you. I tasted you. That is a truth you will never escape."

 "Always so fucking tight for me."

"Look at what you did to me. I've had to deal with this all day."

"You are so gorgeous."

"Just like that princess." 

"Good girl."

"I'm going to fucking ruin you."

. "You're so in for it when we get home." 

 "You can take it, you've done it before." 

"Just a little more."

"Suck on my fingers."

 "You look so good with my hands around your neck."

"Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby."

"I'd hold on to something if I were you."

"It seems you forgot to wear any underwear tonight."

"I see you've started without me."

"Wanna taste?"

"Less talking. More fucking."

"You're really going to make me beg for it?"

"I'm going to show you what a real fucking is."

"Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?"

"You're so sexy when you're all hot and bothered."

"Try to keep quiet. We don't want to get caught."

"I really don't care. You still look hot and i'm trying not to kiss/ fuck you senseless right now." 

"Do you like that?"

"Spend the night with me"

 "I want to taste you."

"Open your mouth."

"If you want to come, you better beg."

TEASING ONE ANOTHER.

"You were always the quiet one."

 "Let me show you why you should stay in bed."

"Does it make you nervous when I stare?" 

 "It's hot when you talk back."

"Quiet, baby, the others will hear."

"I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn't keep your hands of me."

 "You're still so needy, even after i just fucked you."

"I'll make sure you feel good."

 "Well good morning to you too."

"Seeing you between my legs is so hot." 

"Like what you see?"

"I promise I'll be good."

 "Just shut up and fuck me."

"You taste so good."

 "If I have to stop what I'm doing then your'e not gonna be able to walk for the next

week."

"Better shut that mouth before I put it to work."

"I know, baby, I know. I'm right here, just breathe."

"Where did this attitude come from?"

"You like it that much, hm?"

"You know I'm holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don't push

your luck."

"Can you help me with this lace?" 

 "I bet you look even better with your clothes off."

 "Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it's working."

"Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop."

"I thought maybe we can do a little more than just kissing."

"I'm going to be late because you can't keep it in your pants."

"I'll keep you warm."

 "I'm still sore from last night."

BEGGING/PLEADING.

 "I can't- please- I can't-"

"I want more, please, give me more."

"I need you so bad right now."

" What are your fantasies? I want to make every single one of them come true."

"Whatever you want me to do to you, I'll do it."

"Oh fuck, don't stop."

"I've had it with your attitude."

"No, we can't- we cant do this."

"Someone might see us- stop."

"Make me."

"I'll let you do anything if you just touch me right now."

"I've never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly."

"I want you inside me."

"You feel so good."

"Bite me."

"There's people here." 

 "Don't cover your mouth, I wanna hear you."

"We're really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?"

"Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?"

"Beg for it."

"Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy." 

"Please! Give it to me."

"So good for me, look at how much you came."

"Shh, just look at me, baby."

"I'll take care of you."

"I need it! Please."

"God, you love it like this, don't you?"

"Don't tease me."

"Dont be so rough. there can't be any marks."

 "No, i'm supposed to be making you feel good."

"Stop teasing me so much."

"Mine."

"I love it when you moan my name" 

"Just a little harder"

"I want you now"

"Use your tongue"

"Please don't stop."

"Oh my God, do that again."

"We could get caught."

ORDERS.

"Baby. On all fours."

"Say what you want me to do to you, and I will."

" Let me make you feel what you've never been before."

" You're always on my mind, and I can't wait to get you out of it and into my arms."

" Can you come over? I need your help with something."

" You're mine, every single sexy part of you."

" I crave your body. It's my drug."

 "I'll be gentle, promise."

"Just relax."

"Give me a little show."

"Don't cover your mouth. I wanna hear you."

 "Don't let a single drop go to waste."

"Beg for it."

"Strip."

"I'm waiting."

"Behave."

"I know you can be louder than that."

"You are so good."

"You can take it."

"Use your words baby."

"What's my name love?"

"You are so pretty when you're begging."

"I'm not done."

"I cant hear you, be louder."

"You're mine."

"I love it when you talk dirty."

"This is new."

"I told you to stay still."

"Maybe I need to remind you of your place."

"Did you mean the things you said?"

“Try to stay quiet, yeah?"

"Take your clothes off. Right now.""

 "Hands behind your back."

"Open your mouth for me, baby.”

"Ready for another round, babe~"

"I've waited so fucking long for this...."

KISSING PROMPTS

 staring at the other's lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

when one stops the kiss to whisper "I'm sorry, are you sure you-" and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper "kiss me"

following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck

starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion

a gentle "i love you" whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger

kiss

when one person's face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/ forehead

height difference kisses where one person has to bend down and the other is on their tippy toes kisses where one person is sitting in the other's lap

kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing

top of head kisses

Littering small kisses across their face

A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other's breaths

An accidental kiss given in front of others without thinking

Sneaking away to share a kiss

Kissing in a stairwell, creating an artificial height difference

Deep kisses with hands tangled in each others hair

A kiss that starts to heat up when a third party interrupts

Running a finger across their lip until they can't resist any more, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss

Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person's ear.

Staring at each other's lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.

Weak, sweaty kisses because it's unbearably hot.

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.

Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.

Cleaning the other person's lips with a lick and a kiss.

A kiss  during  a  fake  relationship .

A kiss   of  desperation .

A kiss  in  secret   forbidden relationship .

A kiss  to  prove  a  point .

A kiss  against  a  wall .

A kiss to seal a marriage.

NONSEXUAL ACTS OF INTIMACY.

Finding the other wearing their clothes.

Having their hair washed by the other

One falling asleep with their head in the other's lap.

Sharing a bed

Shoulder rubs

Reading a book together

Patching up a wound

Taking a bath together

Accidentally falling asleep together

One character adjusting the other's jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

Slow dancing

Tracing your lovers features while they sleep.

When they like to kiss the tips of your finger every morning.

Cuddles where their nose nuzzles on your nose and a slight giggle escapes their lips.

 Classic "there was only one bed".

 Having to share one blanket, fighting over it the whole night.

There's only one pillow, and neither of you can sleep without one. You both end up using each half of the pillow to rest your head on, causing your faces to be only a few inches apart.

 Wanting to borrow the same book but there's only one copy of it available at the library. After arguing over who will get it, you both decide to share it and study together.

 Being trapped somewhere.

INTIMACY/IN BED PROMPTS.

Holding hands during a stressful situation.

Smiling in-between kisses.

Touching foreheads.

Cheek kisses.

Slow dancing.

Intertwining fingers.

Comparing hand sizes.

Resting your head on your partner's lap.

Standing on your tip toes to reach your partner's lips.

Kissing your partner's wounds.

Falling asleep on your partner's shoulder.

Bridal carries.

Spooning.

Rolling over in bed, switching positions during a kiss.

Embracing your partner.

Intertwining fingers when making love.

Nudging into the crook of your partner's neck.

Waking your lover with soft kisses to their neck.

Morning kisses that become more desperate with the passing of time. 

Cuddling after a nightmare/a bad dream.

Inexperienced muse asks the experience once to teach them things.

Waking up your partner with a consented oral.

PLACES TO DO IT.

On a balcony.

On an empty hallway, nearby a party or gathering.

In the king’s chambers.

By the edge of the window. 

With an open door in the room.

In a conference room. 

Risking discovery in someone else’s room.

In a whorehouse. 

In the sea.

By the cliffs near the rocks. 

In the middle of a musical festival/celebration. 

By a tree. 

In the beach. 

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I have today off so like for a starter? pls specify the muse you want it from too ❤️

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FDTD Appreciation Week

day five - a story arc or character development: Kisa’s season two arc.

                  Vengeance might be a prison, but it’s my prison.

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jess, angela and eric at edward and bella’s wedding

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not all hetero love stories are bad or "bland" or bad writing. the problem with smeyer is that she's a plagiarist and literally stole whole ass characters from l.j. smith and thought she was being slick like nobody would remember jacob black from the early 90s. yeah, jacob was never hers but she didn't even bother to change the name because she thought she could get away with it.

// well yeah that too. and she’s a racist mormon and didn’t give the quileute tribe any compensation for appropriating their folklore and stealing their name for her story without permission. she’s so racist catherine hardwicke had to fight to keep laurent’s actor because smeyer was like “oh but they’re all ‘pale’” and it was only because he’s a villain she allowed it. just awful stuff. the hetero thing was just a bit of a joke from this lesbian here and saying how I’m giving her side characters more life than she ever did (and there are some far more interesting pairings than Edward and Bella, like hello? I wanna know all about the Volturi for starters). but I agree with all of this. smeyer is awful and if she’s a plagiarist then I have no problem stealing her characters and making them my own too lmao

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guys you don't understand how funny it is that didyme would have no concept that it's been 3000 years she's been asleep for. someone tells her the year is 2024 and she's like okay??? what does that mean ??? 2024 from when??? she was born in BC times. someone tells her the years count from after some guy called jesus was born she'll be like "that doesn't mean anything to me"

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“I was given a heart before I was given a mind

A thirst for pleasure and war, a hunger we keep inside

We fell from sky with grace and life gave us a sweeter taste

You can drink, you can feast

There's beauty in your beast”

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She does not take his threats lightly, browns flickering with something lethal as he dares challenge her empire. The one she had built from the ground up after her makers had been destroyed. The nighttime in Mexico City belonged to her. The humans didn’t know the beings that lurked in their shadows, but some suspected enough to cling to their superstitions, their God in the sky. That crosses on doorways would keep her out. On this side of the Americas it seemed immortals held little of that same power, that they did not strike fear in humans hearts in quite the same way. In fact, it seemed Jasper was almost play pretending with them and his new pathetic little coven. Domesticated. A far cry from the primordial beasts they could be.

Yet she sees it there, the feral animal rattling at his cage. A smug satisfaction crosses her features. A wicked grin to match the mania in her eyes. “There he is.” She sings after he has released her hand, still feeling the pleasurable sting of his grip. His threats dull in comparison to the dark joy at bringing out his fury. An anger once so useful, so efficient, so malleable in her hands. So far from the image she was sure he sold his little pixie and the priest who’d taken him in. “Do you ever show this side of yourself to them?” Head tilts to the side as she peers up at him with a smirk. “What would your pequeña novia say to all that violence in your heart?” Sharp claws grip at the fabric around his chest, digging into the flesh covering his heart. Just enough to draw a little blood. Her own fury bubbling up at him daring to defy her - his creator, his GOD - and threaten the kingdom she had built. Where she had once made him a prince amongst mortals. A reminder of how easily she could take the gift she’d given him away had she wanted. Her voice takes on an almost girl-like tone as she pouts and mimics his wife. The one she’d seen flitting and fussing about as she’d tracked the strange coven. “No, Jasper! This isn’t you!” A dark giggle, the viper leaning closer, venom returning to her tone. “But it is, isn’t it? This is who you’ve always been. You kill me, it won’t take away from the fact you’ll always need more. You need something to satisfy that vacío inside.”

@prairieghcsts

Maria’s lust for power was not something Jasper shared, and that was the fundamental difference between them that his sire had never quite managed to grasp. The empath longed for a quieter lifestyle than one of perpetual battlefields and volatile armies of newborns could ever provide. But that sort of existence would never be enough for Maria. His sire was far too twisted by her own greed to understand his reasons for walking away, and the former soldier wasn’t particularly inclined to explain them to her anyway.

“Don’t,” Jasper spat as she came closer. “Don’t pretend you care. We both know all I ever was was a means to an end for you, querida,” the blonde reminded her, blue eyes narrowing dangerously at the smell of blood on her breath. He knew what she was trying to do, and instead of intoxicated at her attentions the way he once would have been…it only served to infuriate him.

Rising to his full height, he lashed out as quick as a snake and caught her hand before her nails could finish grazing his skin. “You’re welcome to try IF you think you can take me, Maria. But I am not your plaything anymore. Whatever I once felt for you will not stay my hand if you so much as think of making a move on me or mine,” he warned her, face curled into a dangerous snarl.

“Try me again and I’ll come home alright, darlin’. To tear your little kingdom and everything you’ve ever built within it to the ground,” Jasper growled as he released her hand.

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Her father had acquired this place years ago, the perfect hunting ground for his experiments. Full of unsuspecting participants already willing to offer themselves up to a vampire without a fight. Though those who became a part of his studies certainly became less willing once they realised what was growing inside them. When they eyed the hybrid as she moved through the club few of them understood they were looking at a version of the demigod her father intended to replace humanity with.

The lawyer now sniffing around the club had been getting too close for Joham's liking, too close to uncovering the missing woman who had frequented the place. Her body lay in the incinerator at his lab, another failed experiment. Another woman who had looked at Serena in fear and confusion as her body gave out just as her mother's had over a century ago. This one had called Serena a "cold little bitch", which the hybrid supposed was partly true. Her responses to this kind of thing had become cold, methodical almost. She could no longer afford to grow attached to humans, she had learnt that long ago. Especially not ones who met their fate at the hands of her father. The disappointment if he saw her show any emotion toward them was enough to paralyse any emotion out of her.

Though perhaps not enough. She clutches the pendant she'd slipped off the woman's body before her father had gotten to her, turning it over in her fingers inside the pocket of her jacket. It wasn't unusual for her to keep a token, something to remind herself. Of what exactly....she wasn't sure. A fleeting impulse has her wanting to hand it over to the lawyer perched uncomfortably in his booth as she approaches. Evidence for his case. But she resists, keeping it firmly pocketed. Perhaps it was a test, her father did like to do that. Even though he had no way of knowing what she held, he was always testing her anyway. She had to remain strong, loyal. His dutiful eldest.

Slipping into the booth opposite him, Serena eyes the vampire with a curiousity. The ones still play pretending human fascinated her, a reminder of a distant time when she'd also been fool enough to try such things. Crimson lips turn into a small smirk at his reaction to the drink. Such an odd thing, so out of place with his nature. "Jacob, wasn't it?" The hybrid leans in closer, browns intently locked on his. "I heard you've been asking questions about my family's club. I'm sure you understand that the privacy of our patrons is something we take very seriously. So I trust you have a good reason for asking them?"

open to: m/f/anyone plot: Jacob is a lawyer working a case for someone & is meeting someone in a club for vampires getting vital information to win his case & help his client. hmu if you’d like to plot more! connection: worker or owner of the club, another vampire or supernatural, old client he helped in the past, a regular informant. either way the person he’s meeting for info.

Jacob didn’t make it a habit of coming to places like this, blood clubs, places where his kind could feed freely from willing participants. The scent of blood was thick in the air, at least, to him, but he never had quite gotten over the humanity in him, even after all these centuries. It was dim lit and gothic, a stereotype if anyone asked him but it wasn’t like he had much to go on. He wasn’t exactly a social vampire, least of all with his own kind. Music pulsed to drown out the noises of talk, laughter, and pleasure. Over on the dance floor, a good distance from Jacob was, masses of bodies writhed together in dance and sensuality. It flowed through the place, clung just as heavy in the air as the scent of blood and sex. This was a dark place intended for dark pleasures. Certainly somewhere Jacob would never frequent but he was no stranger to such places, he had indulged in his carnal desires before.

Jake shifted in his seat at a booth tucked in a corner as far away from everyone else as possible. He’d been holding his breath, not that he needed to fill his lungs with oxygen anymore anyway, it helped with the overwhelming scents if he didn’t inhale them. There was a glass in front of him, watered down from the melting ice, and he rotated the glass in place absently as his dark eyes slowly scanned every dark crevice and face he could see. Searching impatiently. He didn’t want to be here. It was clear in the rigid way he sat, decades of etiquette training from a mother that always felt appearances were everything. Jacob was uncomfortable but he was there for a reason and if the tip was correct, this was important information he needed to progress in his case. Not only in court but in helping the family as well.

His senses flared with the warning of someone approaching and Jacob snapped his gaze over to whomever it was, his face was void of anything other than mild tension. Clearing his throat Jake took a gulp of his drink, the watered down substance doing little to hide the strength of the liquor and blood inside. He almost grimaced but swallowed quickly, setting the drink back down and stirring it with the tiny straw. There was a sharpness to his gaze as he watched the other, a shine to them not quite natural but nothing like the glowing eyes scattered among the other bodies around the club. Jacob was watchful, wary, intrigued but certainly just wanted to get what he was there for and get the hell out.

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