I Can't Help But Notice The Increasing Population Of Princesses On This Site, Leaving One Extremely Important

Just so you know, Vimes addressing his letters to Vetinari with ‘My Lord Patrician’ does Things to me.

the way this was written in 1972 and it is still like the DREAM lesbian period drama set up. jesus christ. i dont care if it happened to you it shouldve happened to me

@starscall 30 Days Infinity Nikki Styling Challenge Day 1 - Save slot #1

This save slot was labelled "Mary", which could be any Mary, but who I really meant was Mary Crawford, from Jane Austen's Mansfield Park. I absolutely dig her, conniving (and surprisngly chill) little gold-digging bitch that she is.

The dress and jewelry, equal parts youthful and classy, are perfect for blaspheming in a chapel or cracking an anal sex joke at the dinner table, all the while smiling chastely :3

I was going to let Fanny Price have this beautiful spring dress, but she's probably object on grounds of the scandalous neckline, the lace and the sleeves (or lack thereof???).

(Disclaimer disclaimer nothing I do is historically accurate I don't have enough spoons for that)

last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

So back in the day on my old blog I made this sci-fi Discworld witches AU, here's Witches Abroad in the same setting

#reminds me of you#how i imagine you fight

I don't watch Wrestling nor Japanese Wrestling but sometimes I come across photos and they do very specific things to my brain I can't identify

Karlach being a lovely, sunny person who can and does unleash brutal violence. And that violence is a very important part of who she is and is not uncomplicated. She's proud of it but also she was taken advantage of because of it; her body is her weapon but also her body is falling apart. She's so optimistic, she's so terrified of death, she will make the best of the time she has, she will fight tooth and nail to survive, she is content, she is desperate, she may or may not have gone a decade without reading a book, she is SO touch-starved, she swears like a sailor. Her teddy bear's name is Clive.

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED