I Thought He Was A Wolverine

That's rough, buddy

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

Last one for sure. It's the Florida in me

I didn't want a reminder, but thanks.

Me with all of my ocs

This disability pride month, I'd like to offer this horny enby's take on brain fog. It makes it very easy enter no thoughts head empty slut mode. Silver linings, folks.

This post could easily be about Bill Cipher

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Fun fact: when you've reached a certain point of sleep deprivation, your brain creates a weird natural high.

This is why everything is funnier at 2 am.

I am currently very sleep deprived.

I first heard about filling out your gender as "n/a" as a joke, but now it's also genuinely my favorite way to mark my gender. unironically. for a lot of reasons. i actually use that to fill out forms accurately whenever I can. so whenever I see people make jokes about doing that (which I support! it's funny) I have a private laugh because I actually legitimately do it on purpose

I want to cry

I made a ROTTMNT Turtle Tots comic for Twitter about the Disaster Twins accidentally switching outfits!

MOVIE SPOILER WARNING BTW

like if you would ask her what's wrong

reblog to wipe away her tears