Guys, I... I Almost Forgot I'm A Whore. I'm So Sorry.

Happy Turkey-Day!

If you know me, you can probably guess how I feel about this holiday.

It sucks all around. Even if we ignore the origins, the modern concept is an anxiety inducing stressfest of forced socialization and judgemental family members. Not to mention the politics. Never bring up the politics.

The food is the only upside, as it gives us an excuse to make a warm meal we wouldn't otherwise have.

But all in all, enjoy the day your way!

And don't forget to pay respects to the indigenous people who suffered for this shit, so advertising companies can pump out the ass with bullshit and you can share an oversized meal with your probably shitty family.

Have a good one, whether you choose to celebrate in anyway or not. 🧡

Pick your most frequently used

Damn, not the patriarchy patriarching

No, but fr, this is so ironic istg.

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

Whoops, my hand slipped (Part 1 of ?? Idk prob 3)

Fun fact: when you've reached a certain point of sleep deprivation, your brain creates a weird natural high.

This is why everything is funnier at 2 am.

I am currently very sleep deprived.

The "A" is perfect

cook him

Grabs violin with malicious intent

Honestly, Trolls continues to be the most ballsy movie that's come out in the last decade. Not the second, third, or gay one. No. The first. The ORIGINAL. All for one line

I want to cry

I made a ROTTMNT Turtle Tots comic for Twitter about the Disaster Twins accidentally switching outfits!

MOVIE SPOILER WARNING BTW

😭

Nah, ford's the only creature I need

Also, sleep cretin /lh

Not to bring gender into this, but smash