(Image Not Mine/credit Is In The Picture Itself, Plz Go See Their Social)

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Nah, ford's the only creature I need

Also, sleep cretin /lh

Not to bring gender into this, but smash

Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car

This is a masterpiece.

I'm gonna sneak my way into a very disconnected group of white cishet male homeowners and slowly gain their trust just to eventually convince each and every one of them that the term "homo" is short for homeowner

I want this on my blog

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

Who let this maniac have a great niece

The sweater duo bonding time!

Get yours today!

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GIVE THIS PERSON LOVE RN

COWABUNGA!!

Idk what I’m doing, I’m new on tumblr and just seeing if I like it or not so yeah *throws art into nonexistent audience*

My reason for doing anything, including existing in general, will always be "for the funnies"

This is why I'm wanted in Brazil

I NOW KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME DEPRESSION

BECAUSE IF I WERE ALLOWED TO EXIST WITHOUT IT WEIGHING ME DOWN, I'D HAVE THE ENERGY AND WILLPOWER TO DEFEAT GOD

I had some strong ass Vietnamese coffee today