Who Are You And Why Have You Graciously Bestowed A Mere Mortal Such As Myself Your Presence? /pos

My reason for doing anything, including existing in general, will always be "for the funnies"

This is why I'm wanted in Brazil

Had to reblog for very selfish reasons

Has anyone else noticed that Jonathan Groff and Jeremy Jordan sound surprisingly similar when they sing? At least in this short audio clip! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Sorry for the lack of a background—I’ll admit, it’s my least favorite thing to draw. I really hope that in a future episode, we get to see Lilith and Lucifer spending some time together to mend their relationship—maybe even go on a date, with Lucifer trying his best to win her over.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

No way this motherfucker just sent me a link to a music app with NFTs in their pics and a 3.4 rating. Insane. Reveal yourself coward and face me like the crypto slut you are!

I'm fact checking this and you can't stop me

Here’s an invaluable writing resource for you.

Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car

#neverdie

Hahaha he literally sounds like Stan 🤣🤣

Bitch stole my money for game cosmetics

I'm getting the beach balls