Pfannee and Shenshen after hearing Galinda and Elphaba jumping on the bed: AND THEN GALINDA SAID “Gimme a bounce!!” AND THE ARTICHOKE BOUNCED
🤳🐞🐈⬛ mlb online — part 20 !!
the father, the son, and jeff buckley
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📂vale’s notes: hi everyone! first i wanna say ty ty so much for like my silly little au so much that there are now 20 parts to it? that’s insaneeee!!!!! second, i’d like to FINALLY announce that the miraculous online au is heading to ao3 as its own, full fledged fic! you can read chapter one here! it definitely involves more “behind the scenes” things and actually is expanding the timeline/lore of the au. obviously you don’t have to read it but i’d love it if you did! thanks again guise!
The pure chaos and Bridgerton dumbassery of Anthony walking in on Eloise making out with Cressida is just comedic gold waiting to happen like,
Anthony: You will marry her!
Cressida: Yes, well unfortunately I cannot do so.
Anthony: Have you no shame, Miss Cowper? You have defiled my sister! She is ruined!
Cressida: And I would be happy to make right by her. However—
Anthony: No excuses! You will marry her or we will deul at dawn!
Benedict: Is it not ungentlemanly to deul a young lady?
Anthony: …yes well… you will marry her or… or Kate will deul you at dawn!
Kate: I’m not doing that.
Anthony: Babe, please.
Kate: You’re an imbecile.
Anthony: Fine. Colin will duel Miss Cowper.
Colin: Why must I be the ungentlemanly one?
Anthony: Because someone must!
Daphne: Someone must what?
Benedict: Deul Miss Cowper.
Daphne: Whyever would one of you need to deul Miss Cowper?
Anthony: Because I caught her in the act of defiling our sister!
Daphne: Right… well passion can sometimes get the best of us when we are in love. As long as Miss Cowper does the honourable thing and marries Eloise—
Anthony: She is refusing!
Francesca: Why would you refuse? You both seem so in love.
Cressida: I am not refusing! I am merely confused regarding how exactly I am supposed to—
Daphne: Worry not, brother. I will handle this. *cracking her knuckles* You will marry her or come the dawn our pistols meet and you will take your final breath in the presence of my gleeful victory.
Everyone: …
Benedict: Is anyone else suddenly very afraid of Daphne?
Hyacinth: Cressida and Eloise will make the most beautiful children.
Gregory: Do you think if I ask they’ll name one after me?
Meanwhile
John: Should we maybe… intervene?
Simon: Of course not. When it comes to the Bridgertons it is every man or woman for themselves.
Kate: She must learn to stand on her own. She’ll never survive this family otherwise.
Penelope: Survive this family? Do you actually believe they’ll make it to the wedding before realising two women are unable to wed?
Kate: No. But when love is involved the Bridgertons will find a way and love most certainly is. I called this six months ago.
Simon: Agreed. Though if they are to marry someone must first hunt down Eloise.
John: What are you talking about she's right… where the hell did she go?
Penelope: Oh she’s long gone. She snuck out as soon as Anthony brought up marriage.
Gelphie childhood friends AU
° Booksical elements
° Melena survives Nessa's birth ( still debating whether to incl. Shell or not )
° Frex is unionist minister and not Thropp
° Peerless makes bigger attempts to make amends with Melena
° Thropp family eventually stays at Colwen grounds
° Thropp family remains as nobility
° Frex still travels to preach and occassionally takes his family
• Glinda's family are prominent in Frottica
• Her father is Arduenna, mother is still falling nobility Upland
• Highmuster remains as mayor? ( Or was it governor ) Of Frottica
• Larena overhears news of Frexspar travelling and insists on Highmuster to reach out as an effort to form a connection with the Thropp family
• Peerless agrees and sends Frex and Melena to represent
* Nanny and Dulcibear exist at the same time ( ? ) Nanny is primary caretaker, Dulcibear is the one to tag along when the Thropps meets the Uplands
* Galinda is primarily raised by Ama Clutch, her parents too busy
- The family meets when Elphaba and Galinda are six, and Nessa is three
- The meeting was strictly for business, and initially had no intention of organizing a playtime for the children
- Elphaba and Nessa are briefly introduced before led away to play somewhere else
- Galinda skips her lessons in order to "meet" the guests
- Eventually she finds Elphaba and Nessa in the gardens reading and goes;
All manners of etiquette were tossed out the window when the young child saw the other's complexion underneath the long black sleeves of her dress."You're green!" Galinda blurted out. Behind her she hears the sharp hiss of a reprimand from Ama Clutch.
The Thropp's eldest daughter bristled, laying the book down as she stood up, hands fisting the skirts beside her. "And? So what if I am?" She bit back in barely concealed offense.
Galinda faltered, easily identifying the cause of the girl's aggravation to be her. What she did not understand was why.The other child was green! It was, as she recently liked to parrot these days after her history tutor stated it on one Monday lecture, an objective fact.
But as she felt the gentle yet firm hand of Ama Clutch on her shoulder, a silent message to tell her to back down, Galinda had another thought. She remembered a lesson her Popsicle, Momsie, and even Ama Clutch told her about not always voicing your thoughts out loud. Popsicle said that being tactless would drive anybody away, friends or foe. Momsie fretted that it would overshadow her daughter's beautiful face, and no one would like her. Ama Clutch told her that it was because words can hurt people, whether intentional or not.
Galinda, having been momentarily distracted by her caretaker's arrival, returned her gaze towards the girl in front of her. The girl who was currently standing straight and tall and whose head tilted a little upward defiantly. The girl who, Galinda finally noticed, was standing straight and tall and at an angle that obscured the smaller figure behind her from view. The only thing she could make out were the pairs of wooden wheels, half enveloped by a finely woven white, small blanket with floral patterns.
Standing firm, yet with clenched fists at her sides. Nervous, but defiant.
Nervous, yet rigidly holding her ground in front. Defensive. Protective.
Oh.
Galinda once more realized. I have hurt her.
bisexuals. Attack
The birth of elf senshi, colorized
guess who's back in her wenclair era
gay people :/
This is not a hiatus announcement (don’t come for me!!!) lol, but yeah school starts tomorrow so idk how often I’ll be able to draw fanart. But I’m devoted to my relationship to HH and am trapped by the radio demon so I’ll be around 🥰♥️
The good news is that I’m going to school to learn how to draw better so hopefully my fanart game will level up hehe 🎮✨
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Burry ur gays... Welp! Time to kick the bucket
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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:
Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.
You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.
When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.
A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)
Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)
The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.
Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.
Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.