You Know I Love How So Many People Are Like “respect Boundaries Respect Consent” Until It’s Time

ok so i'm literally never on tumblr anymore but i decided to come back because i remembered this post

gerard way kid and i are dating now (not because he looks like gerard way) and i am in love with him and it's great!! he didn't listen to mcr before but i got him into them and now it's one of his favorite bands and that amuses me. but anyways if someone looks like a celebrity you like tell them and maybe you'll become friends and end up in a relationship :)

theres a kid at my school who looks like gerard way and it really freaks me out… he has his mask on most of the time (obviously) but whenever hes eating or whatever and i can see his face it kinda scares me… 

holy shit i just had this idea

ok ao yk in the purge where there is no safe ground whatsoever? what if a record store was? like just everybody who doesn't want to do anything too illegal can just go there and vibe.

my chemical romance, you kinky motherfuckers

the never ending battle i have with myself: do i have a crush on them or do i just really want to be their friend?

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

He just wanted a cHeEk SmOoCh

meirl

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

It’s time to play: Do I Have A Crush On Them Or Am I Just Starved Of Human Interaction?