This Is What I Want In A Relationship😭😭😭

which member of mcr decided to put house of wolves before cancer and after i dont love you? thats bullshit. i dont need to listen to a song about a person wanting someone to "tell [them theyre] a bad man" and "kick [them] like a stray" in between two songs that make me want to cry.

cat, giver of gay

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

update...

maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...

funny things my little sister has said

my dad: put your back into it, maggie

maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK

--

me: yeah, i'm going to london

maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier

me: what do you mean

maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?

me:

me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

---

maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up

---

me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england

maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents

my mom: like what, bosten accents?

maggie: no, british accents

me: moo, new england is in america

maggie: but i thought it was in england

me:

my mom:

me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills

@i-drink-glowstick-juice

happy pride month! here’s a reminder that we won’t have true marriage equality until disabled people are able to get married without losing their benefits. don’t exclude disabled people from your activism!

people who like pop music may be bad but at lwast they dont like... *shudder*

country music

loki + text posts bonus:

this is madness. i need to show the author i love them and their book more than life itself

update: they did know.

i have cavities...

me: *is late to the dentist*

me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*

me: they will never know