New Concept For A Packer:

New concept for a packer:

a packer made out of glowstick material, so that if you get punched/kicked in the dick you’ll hear a crack and your crotch starts glowing. I will call my creation the Glowdick

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11 months ago
I Swear I Am So Normal About This

I swear I am so normal about this

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No I'm not.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 300 YEARS!? YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST ACCEPT THAT THEY'VE BOTH BEEN LIVING THINKING THE OTHER IS DEAD FOR 300 YEARS!?

Also, I know we've seen it previously in the comic, but I just love that Sulivan's decorations are the same sorta yellow as the wheat in Deaths fields.

I know the first arc just ended, but I am already so excited for the next arc. I am sooooo looking forward to seeing how Raziol handled his newfound immortality and the.... quirks that came with it for the past 3 centuries.

Btw, the comic is a bl webcomic called Novae, set in 1600s France. It includes lots of magic and supernatural creatures and I definitely recommend anyone and everyone to give it a read. You can read it for free on webtoon, or at novaecomic.com , or you can support their patreon.


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7 months ago

So, uh. This is real:

A Twitter post from the official Donald Trump account @realDonaldTrump, who has pinged a popular Undertale RP blog: 

"@COOLSKELETON965

I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out."

This is 100% a a thing that has happened.

Twitter user @COOLSKELETON965, a Papyrus RP blog from the game Undertale, responding to an accidental tweet from Donald Trump:

"WHO ARE YOU???"

What even is this timeline?!

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@COOLSKELETON965 continues their mock confusion on Twitter: 

"PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE'S JERRY... SCREW YOU! ORANGE JERRY!!!!"

I'm dying. Oh my stars.

Twitter user epic jayden @stoleurtoastt asks Papyrus:

"PAPYRUS ARE YOU NORTH CAROLINIAN ?! ME TOO BROTHER"

@COOLSKELETON965 responds:

"WHAT THE HELL IS A NORTH CAROLINA???"

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4 months ago

With one simple trick, you can turn a 20 hour game into a 100 hour game

It's called being bad at video games

4 months ago

i wrote a twin cinema poem about two gay soldiers in wwi

I Wrote A Twin Cinema Poem About Two Gay Soldiers In Wwi

context: the two sides, read separately, are the two soldiers thinking about their futures with each other. when read together, it's a reflection of their final thoughts when they die together struck by bullets <3

5 months ago

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

8 months ago

it’s fun to stay at the Y

3 months ago
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

2 months ago

No I didn’t know I was trans as a kid but I DID get weirdly excited when people mistook me for a boy so there is that

1 year ago

I could let my characters just be happy, or I could keep putting them through devastating circumstances meant to absolutely break them and see if they make it out the other side, and one of those options sounds like a lot more fun


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The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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