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pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man

pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man

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10 months ago

This must be what they mean by voices in your head

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true


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10 months ago
Mary Oliver, Upstream

mary oliver, upstream

9 months ago

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

2 months ago

hmmm. Tumblr mobile update looking pretty ugly

3 months ago

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

1 year ago
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION


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7 months ago

while i was trying to wade through the large amounts of people trying to leave the central subway station, everyone abruptly came to a halt in front of the subway turnstiles. two french girls had misunderstood the tap-out process, and one of them was now stuck behind the gate. as i was wracking my brain on how to explain the tap-in tap-out process of the milan metro to both of them with my rudimentary french while they both got increasingly upset at the closed gate between them, a young teenager suddenly pushed me to the side.

i was just about to give him my most scathing disgruntled glare when he took out his ticket and, after realizing they had no common language, started gesticulating wildly in front of the french girl left behind. he pointed at the ticket, then at her, and very seriously said: “on three, we go.” she nodded, and after he counted to three, holding up his fingers so there could be no confusion, they sprinted through the gate together, giggling profusely afterwards as if they had just pulled off the heist of the century,

it was just a small moment during the morning commute. but i realized then and there that the time i had spent trying to intellectualize the problem and wondering if my lack of language skills would be awkward the situation could have already been resolved. and that while i had been mad about being pushed aside, the teenager got it exactly right: no questions, no fear or shyness, just direct action to help where you can and rushing there to do so. i think about him every time now when i run to lift someone’s pram or ask a lost looking person if they need my help despite the fear of being rude. on three, we go.

1 year ago

Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

Broke:

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

2 months ago
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.
I Didn't Ask If It Made Sense To Keep Going. I Said I'm Going To Kick Your Twisted Evil Ass.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

10 months ago

garden gnomes are old tech, i want garden gremlins. truly horrifying little rat bastards lurking in the undergrowth.

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pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man
The Chicken Man

I do not possess chickens :( sometimes I write silly stories, other times I don't! let's just see where this goes lol

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