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a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.
bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.
There’s a lot of polls about prev and mutuals and I’ll be honest I don’t know the majority of people I follow and it’s got me curious
the sun, the dragon, the wolf
I want to see a fanfic where Harry hatches a basilisk.
I want to see a fanfic where he looks up “magical snakes” as soon as he gets to Hogwarts because that thing at the zoo always bugged him, and so the Trio works out that it’s a basilisk immediately after the first petrification in Second Year. But they don’t know how it’s getting around or where it is or anything, so Harry is just like WELP SET A BASILISK TO FIND A BASILISK while Hermione and Ron are like HARRY NO.
I want to see a fanfic where Harry sticks a chicken egg under a toad and makes all these plans about how he’ll talk to his huge deadly snake and get it eye-blinkers and shit so it doesn’t kill people and make sure it’s not too aggressive, and somehow it never occurs to his twelve-year old brain that the chicken egg has a total volume of about four tablespoons and he is not going to get the giant King of Serpents he is expecting.
I want to see a fanfic where it finally breaks out of the shell and Harry finds himself with a bb!basilisk too smol to even have the murder-eyes yet, who can only petrify someone for about half an hour before the effect wears off. She eats spiders and gets tired very easily and demands that he wear a hood she can curl up in and sleep.
(She is also the same vivid green as his eyes and already hideously venomous, but doesn’t like using her fangs because she says they get cold and give her brain freeze when she unsheathes them.)
I just… I really want Harry with a haughty, demanding, arrogant danger noodle who has an overinflated sense of her own importance, views Hedwig as a TERRIFYING MENACE because she isn’t big enough to eat owls yet and keeps up a steady stream of insults hissed in Harry’s ear whenever she’s near someone who has a Dark Mark (which she can sense at close range). And who is basically useless as a familiar because she refuses to slither across anything other than sun-warmed stones or Harry, hasn’t got a very powerful gaze yet and doesn’t like biting people.
(Except snake-arm-people. She finds snake-arm-people confusing and annoying, and would probably make an exception on the no-biting thing where they’re concerned.)
I think we need to disambiguate "we." Here is my suggestion:
* We - The speaker and the listener
* Wu - The speaker, the listener, and someone else
* Wo - The speaker and someone else, but not the listener
* Wa - The speaker and Waluigi
Oh damn that is adorable
burned my fingers breaking toast for the birds this morning and i would do it again. i would set myself on fire to keep them warm if asked.
Time traveling AU. Where everyone in Mafia, and I mean everyone, travels back in time except Tsuna.
People in Tsuna’s time as Vongola Decimo traveling back in time. Simultaneously. Now, imagine all the popular headcannon of Vongola Boss Tsunayoshi.
Hot damn, TYL Tsuna. All the mafioso tripping themselves over to get closer to him. The big, bad, scary Mafia Bosses hiding behind pillars stalking to admire Vongola Decimo’s hotness/cuteness from afar. Cause the bosses are a bunch of highschool girl going thro first love when in presences of Vongola Decimo. All the subtle and not-so-subtle fights for the attention and affection of Vongola Decimo. This is Mafia Harem asking for one Vongola Decimo please.
Uh-oh. Run. ‘Cause somebody just had to destroy a city again so there’s another stack of paperwork waiting. That means an unhappy Vongola Decimo, and an unhappy Vongola Decimo is an angry Vongola Decimo. You know how scary an angry Vongola Decimo is. The whole Mafia knows. (burn….to….death….I’m sorry not sorry for falling in love with Admin Kei’s line)
Just, imagine all the awesome headcannon of Vongola Decimo. Badass, kind, strong, loyal, charismatic, smart, sexy, Dame is actually Moe now, dangerous, has the whole Mafia under his charm, Vindice bows to him, Acrobalano fights over him, Guardians bend over for him, dead people raising from the grave just to see him again (Attention Past Vongola Bosses and Guardian: You’re dead. Stay dead. Stay in your rings). All of them, everything and anything, mixed into one.
Now, imagine the confusion when everyone returns back in time. To Pre-Reborn period. Now, sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
Well, of course there would be the most hideous and nasty things going on if the entirety of Mafia suddenly gain future knowledge. I mean, just look at Shimon Famiglia after the whole time-traveling parallel world business. But that’s not the story here. The story here, is about the Mafia, who is in love with one Vongola Decimo, and Tsuna, AKA Dame-Tsuna who is everything but his future self. This is how Tsuna’s self-proclaim defenders for his chastity. Of course, those defenders are his Guardians. What a lie, you guys are the bigger threat here. Maybe even add in the Vindice, Kawahira and Iemitsu and Nana. Acrobalano as the greatest wall of protection and number one threat on par with his Guardians.
It matter’s not to them that the Tsuna now is not the Tsuna they know TYL. They just love him that much. Kindness and love is really something.
A story in which the entirety of Mafia, dead or alive, tries to woo one Sawada Tsunayoshi for the person he once was(is?), the person he is now, and the person he would now become.
Dame-Tsuna has no idea what’s going on, who these scary people are and what in the world they are trying to do. (Psst, they’re wooing you, Vongola & Mafia styles.)
Omake: Vongola Decimo in the future is just wondering why the entire Mafia has fallen asleep and not waking up. For the moment, he doesn’t care, there’s no one to cause paperwork or meeting. This is his long awaited vacation. After he stop the world from breaking down without the Mafia running.
Bonus: Policeman time traveled back too. Policeman who wants Down with Evil, Down with Mafia & policeman who’s in it to woo Tsuna too. Competition is tough.
oh my god i love this. i’m such all27 trash.
It's finally autumn in California and the leaves are turning red~
I just want to snuggle up with my huskies so I drew San with her two wolves
This is sort of a repaint of my earlier fanart.
My babies <3
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