That Moment You Find Out That Some People Genuinely Don't Know What Is Fanfiction And You Wonder How

“Hi, not fucking dead. I’m dad”

Adriens self control is insane I woulda been akumatised 6 times already if I was chat noir in season 4

I don’t know how tf I’m so surprised about Bow and Glimmer being a thing but I completely did not see that coming

Julian Diaz having a big Neil Josten energy (CB spoilers)

Saying “I’m fine” while being clearly not fine, Twice

“I don’t know, I never expected to live that long, anyways”

Thinking people will be better off of him

Saying “It’s okay” about being sent to the after life

“Todo bien, todo estará bien” before literally dying

Bonus:

Yadriel being the ultimate martyr chosing to die to save Julian, his cousin and 2 strangers.

You have a place in my heart

[video description: a minute and a half sketchy animatic of a scene from Harrow The Ninth  book where Mercymorn hates everyone because they mockingly interpret her scribble of the Beast in not-beastly shapes. ]  I got procreate and I thought: what if I draw mercymorn like fifty times. and then i did. edit: audio is from the audiobook! voiced by Moira Quirk! 

Ok so I just discovered that kandreil was going to be canon in the first drafts and I am literally mourning rn

Not that the books aren’t amazing but u know that would be perfect

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’

Two things are fucking me up about the locked tomb right now

1) we know from the author’s note and can see implications in the text that harrow’s hallucinations have been ongoing, they’re not from the lobotomy or something. harrow hallucinates, that’s canon. the body is a hallucination. so how did it know to tell her to lie about her age to mercymorn. either it’s something else hiding itself among her hallucinations or harrow figured out a whole lot of shit real fast before she fucked with her brain and some of it stuck.

2) this is about that post about how mercymorn and augustine can be seen as an allegory for queer people forced to deny that part of themselves for their religion, and how it makes sense therefore that each of their cavs were the same gender as them. there’s a part where john says “if the man you were before you died … —before the Resurrection—could heat what you just said to me, he’d tear your throat out.” (chapter 51) You could argue that this just means that he’s saying augustine has changed over the last 10,000 years. BUT when I was reading the book (though I don’t have the quotes on hand to show it), I was very much under the impression that they didn’t remember who they were before the Resurrection. If that’s the case, they each have only john’s word on who they were, how they knew each other, and how they were related—and certainly john is powerful enough to have reshaped them however he wanted to. Which certainly makes that reading all the more horrific.

So let’s consider the possible Marichat implications that Chat sidelining is gonna bring. Like maybe at some point he will need someone to vent or even ask for support idk, that can’t be his best friend since he is dating Alya and she is kinda the source of the problem. Talking to his lady will also prob not be hus first choice since he will need to confront with her. Chloe and Kagami are also obviously not an option, so who but his dear friend Marinette?And then she is going to realize the MISTAKE she is doing and fix everything :) At least I can hope

Kingdom of Ash “The last book”

Yes, we all know Sarah J “Sets out to write  50 page novella and writes a 700 page book” Maas, Sarah J “ACOWAR was the last book except for a bunch of novellas and now more novels” Maas, is ABSOLUTELY going to stop writing in the world she’s been semiwriting for over 15 years.

I mean.

I’m not trying to say it won’t be emotional and intense.

But I find it REALLY hard to believe we’re saying good bye to the world of throne of glass with book 7. It simply isn’t happening