Oblivion Best Ep

Neil “season 2 is quite, gentle and romantic” Gaiman walked so David “season 2 is fucking sweet, sluts” Jenkins could run.

Ok so I just discovered that kandreil was going to be canon in the first drafts and I am literally mourning rn

Not that the books aren’t amazing but u know that would be perfect

love, simon : spoilers

‪ok but why is no one talking about how martin literally makes a joke revealing who blue is within the first 20 minutes of the movie ‬

‪‘what do you get if you mix black and jewish? blue ish’ ‬

I don’t know how tf I’m so surprised about Bow and Glimmer being a thing but I completely did not see that coming

The amount of emotion I experience when thinking about certain ships is overwhelming and unfair. Can I not be torn apart by a fictional couple? At least once?

Adriens self control is insane I woulda been akumatised 6 times already if I was chat noir in season 4

i absolutely ADORE aziraphale and crowley as characters, and their relationship like. they're married they're divorced they're pining desperately they're in the awkward flirting stage they're best friends they have all the genders they have no genders they're older than the earth itself they're the most middle aged ever they go on dates they get drunk and talk nonsense together, they look at eachother like THAT "anthony janthony crowley and aziraphale zira fell" they wear glasses when they dont need to they're gay dads they're wine aunts they have no children they're complete opposites they're the exact same really they were in love before the first rain even fell they're poetic and star crossed they probably accidentally inspired every single romance book trope but they also. just like and care about eachother a whole bunch and im OBSESSED with it truly no one is doing it like them

How we feeling owl house fans

I must say I love Crowley’s ‘not the kids’ in the Noah’s Ark scene. It shows that Crowley is the best of them, not a demon who would kill a kid because he would enjoy it / not care, or an angel who would do it and think it’s right just because the Almighty said so. And it especially shows that Crowley didn’t fall because he was ‘evil’, he just fell because he didn’t fit there. He didn’t fit the the angelic assholes so he tried to hang around the demonic assholes and thus fell with them.  He is not like them either but he’s making the best of it.

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’