giving y'all my unfiltered thoughts and anger is my way of staying humble and I hope it doesn't scare y'all away. the equivalent of letting shots off in the hood: gotta keep the rent low lmao
te pareces tanto a mi
que no puedes engañarme
a scenario that I CANNOT get outta my head:
alfred and ivan are taking a road trip to his dacha in Moscow and during the ride he asks him if he wants to play his own music. alfred is legit offended ivan thinks he doesn't listen to russian music.
he goes "oh I'll play you my favorite Russian song right now!" and he plays American Boy by Kombinaciya. AND HE SINGS IT PERFECTLY. ivan is absolutely flabbergasted -- and to make it worse, alfred rolls the window down and YELLS THE SONG. then at a traffic stop, the people riding next to them begin singing along and alfred is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE while ivan wants to DIE.
Talking about girl indchu btw :3
https://www.tumblr.com/luyous/742633098582409216/pani-puri
Also!! Absolutely can’t wait to see your indchu piece 🥺!! It looks so good- I’ve literally been checking on your account at least once every hour VJHB
indchu anon, mi amorcito!!! thank you so much, I am so humbled to know you're looking out and I promise she's almost complete!! prolly done by early monday knowing me lmao 😭
but dude, I... [bites my fist] please, I'm so far gone and this just grabbed me by my sapphic ass neck and CHOKED ME
it was magnificent. the way that author described the suffocating room, the uncomfortability. then the way they immediately just devour each other. biting, blood, gripping, pulling in-- god I'm just such a slut for their dynamic... CURSE YOU ANON!!!
state ocs are bangers but get this... diaspora ocs
❤️💖🤍 happy pride month!!!!! 🤍💛🧡
"Город ангелов город войны, скажи мне quen si no mi?"
do y'all ever think of what alfred and ivan's reactions were to van cliburn's piano concerto in russia in 1958? I like to think that it was very similar to that harrowing scene in "portrait of a lady on fire" where one is watching them fall apart listening to the music. just like marianne and heloise, the music became a solace to what they left behind
Could we know your fav ships :3 ?
hello! of course! I would say my favorites are:
russia x america ofc!!
india x china
france x england
cuba x canada
canada x ukraine
and I'm sure a few more I'm forgetting, but these are the ones that take up my mind often. I don't draw half of these ships enough though and I'll be sure to change that soon!
“Does this mean I should make more bea—“ IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION. OF COURSE IT DOES!!!!!!!
LMAO FINE, MORE BEARDED IVANS COMING RIGHT UP!!!
Hetalia's Bizarre Adventure: World Stars
Stand Name- 「American Idiot」
Stand Master: Alfred F. Jones
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「American Idiot」 has the ability to allow Alfred to use any medium displaying an advertisement, be that TV, Billboards, flyers etc, and to us it as a portal of sorts and essentially travel through them. Its secondary ability allows it to trap people inside advertisements but only if the advertisement displays something that the person would be interested in buying. The TV on American Idiot's head flashes between various logos and exclamations. It's a very expressive stand, and used them to communicate with Alfred.
I hope you like it! As always if you have any song/singer/album reference suggestions for any of the other nations feel free to send me a message!
Next character in line: India!
he's too damn tall but they make it work