Indchu Anon, Um- I Thought I Sent You The Ask I’m So Sorry VJH. But Here’re Some Fics! There’s

our favorite golden retriever boy's bday is soon AND powwow season is just around the corner so here's some indigenous headcanons I've got for alfred f. jones!

he is actively attempting to learn every single native language within his region, but fluently speaks osage, dine bizaad, hopi, mvskoke, and algonquian massachusett and ojibwa

he is the embodiment of sunshine. he can make everyone laugh, and that includes babies. that being said, he has been the reason for at least 100+ babies' first laughs and has proudly thrown parties for each of their families as per the navajo tradition

him (and matt) fully volunteer to drum and sing at powwows, especially at small town ones. they will roadtrip across canada and the us during the summer and absolutely bring the party to the 49. they also do it to overindulge in piccadilly and indian tacos

he is not a religious person but he does acquiesce in spiritual traditions he has picked up from native elders. the major one he uses is smudging. alike the kid from 'sixth sense', he sees dead people-- or ghosts to be exact lol. and he hates them! which is why he will often smudge and pray early in the morning, once a week, to cleanse any spirits from his house

smokes are always in his possession. while he does smoke on occasion, he mostly carries them with him for exchanges. for example, if he encounters a cool mineral on the roadside, instead of just taking it, he will leave tobacco behind as a show of appreciation

he feeds the rez dogs exponentially (even when everyone at every rez keeps telling him not to fuckin do that, you shitass)

put him on your rob list because he owns so many beaded jewelry and turquoise, it may just pay off your student loans and then some

his mutton sandwiches and navajo burgers will make you fall in love with him, no joke

I’ll come clean… my rusame and america playlists are all a ruse….. to get you to listen to more native music…. it’s been my plan this WHOLE time!!

the way i see it, alfred is both the black sheep of his family and the crown prince in arthur's eyes. the disgraceful wretched lad and the golden boy. the son who scorned lord father's ""generosity"" and who remade himself the most in his image (empire, naval power and hegemon, in both the atlantic and the pacific). arthur has no problem seeing it that way. his greatest disappointment and his greatest hope. the one who will help bring down the curtain on the formal british empire, but the one who will also help british imperial power and relevance endure in the postwar afterlife. alfred once said there was noone he hated more than his father, alfred vows he will be nothing like the corrupt old world that arthur springs from, that he is a genuine idealist who sees a better world to be made ahead but—what is pax americana, but the progeny of the british empire? even when clad in noble-sounding goals and american charisma, what is that but the same ruthless ambition that arthur sees, in the sea-blue of alfred's eyes? arthur knows it, everyone else knows it. alfred has his father's hands. he is his father's son.

I read them all and I'm just-

starting off with fanfic 1:

god that was... so hot enticing

the sadism... the masochism... scrumptious

"see to it then" god. OOOOO. gooooooddd.

it wasn't long enough!!!!

fanfic 2:

the banter is so well done

the way they just grab at each other, no hesitation is [chef's kiss]

they're damn near devouring each other... UHNNNN YESSSSSS

fanfic 3:

this one broke me... I am inconsolable once again

the anger, the desperation, the longing... oh, the longing

the beautiful way the author described this cruel role they have in life, where they are not human and aren't condemned to keeping up appearances but doing so because their power holds greater than anything else, even their love...

I'm a devout indchu enjoyer now thanks to this evil but genius work

Indchu anon, um- I thought I sent you the ask I’m so sorry VJH. But here’re some fics! There’s not a lot bec there’s like 20 fics for them in the whole fandom (more than 1/2 of it is just them being a side pairing 😭) but :3

https://www.tumblr.com/luyous/720654549535293440/bury-your-fingers-in-each-wound-show-me-how-deep

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48007735?view_adult=true

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35161009

INDCHU ANON, you spoil me and I am eternally grateful!!!! thank you for being so kind as to oblige my request! gimme like 12 hours to read these pieces and I will reblog with my reactions aptly

during my trek to find all the dress up games i used to play as a kid, i found blossom.nu again!! I played it again and when I saw that i could make fem rusame, i cried and vomited

hey yall!

my beautiful momma is finally home and she's doing so so much better. I've been spending as much time as possible with her these last few days, as well as my father, and everything is going steady. I won't jinx it cause a bitch is superstitious but things are going gucci. :)

my uni semester just begun too and I took fmla off work so you'll find me being insane on tumblr dot com sporadically. I really need to finish my zine stuff so I might be a lil dead still. hope yall have been good and hope your creative juices are flowing!!

to folks who sent in art requests/recs... stay posted. besitos xo

sup hom's. just letting yall know that I may be gone for a bit due to my momma being sick. I've been with her since Sunday and she's doing better but she's still on bedrest. I'll for sure be hovering and loving yall's content tho xo

1980s nyo america ft. e.r.a buttons

we don't talk about braiding someone's hair as a love language nearly often enough

hold up, let me add a tune to this

2p rusame human au in the 1980s where dmitri is a trucker from montana who just migrated from russia and allen is an Indian cowboy from gallup who bucks at state rodeos. they meet when dmitri’s truck shuts down outside the convenience store in the reservation and allen lets him borrow his house phone (cause the public phone was knocked down months ago). it’s there that they get acquainted and allen notices dmitri has a hard time with english.

they get to talking and knowing more of each other and then allen lets him crash on his couch. allen gets an uncle to help him fix the issue with the truck the next morning and dmitri is all set to leave- but not before they exchange info. after becoming friends, allen teaches dmitri english and helps him with his citizenship test, and in exchange, dmitri teaches him how to stay on a horse better (because he worked at a horse riding school in khabarovsk).