I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR

I said I’d take slutdokja into my hands

my savior @pinkducktragedy

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

I may have gotten into a webcomic. And it’s it also possible that I’ve already read it twice in the span of two days.

Whoops

Anyways go read Starving for Attention by snazzyNO3 on webtoon it’s fire

I agree

gay men

So mean to me :(

Jinken Venom AU

mainly extra ramblings or precursors I have for this idea. These ideas are based on some Venom rules, so they dont make sense then look into that??

Anything else comes from my brain or are silly jik references

Basic rules in this: NO SORCERERS! Cursed energy is still a thing of course, it's the replacement for phenethylamine to be exact. Kenny, who is the Venom of this universe, would need it to basically survive. Every human has cursed energy due to it still being created by negative emotions, it's just less of a human chemical and varies from person to person (like actual emotions and shit)

NOW KENJAKU, they are a symbiote who's been around for quite some time and has a keen understanding of the world around them. The only thing is they don't have much experience actually speaking, so articulating words with their mouth is hard for Kenny. A majority of things still apply just like Venom, eat people, asexually reproduce, things like that.

Though one thing that is integrated in this au is that a Kenny can’t actually exit a host unless it dies. So no host hopping like Venom ❌❌ this is a surprise tool that will help us later

the actual beginning of the horror romcom begins when Kenjaku gets tired of host hopping and decides to try and create the perfect host. They thought of an idea that if they bonded with a woman overflowing with cursed energy, they could manifest it into a baby's system. I can't phrase this properly but you get the gist

perfectly and coincidentally, a human named Kaori Itadori gets into a car accident while 12 months pregnant. Kenjaku bonds with the woman because she flows with cursed energy! using her bedridden depression, worries of being a mother and her close mishap with death all to their advantage! how sweet of them.

Though the downside of this is that through using all the cursed energy, Kenjaku can’t absorb any of it since they don’t want to potentially mess with the their future host. So, they slowly eat Kaori’s liver, so on so forth. With missing organs and freshly delivering a healthy baby boy, Kaori dies at birth.

Though Kenjaku is happy with how the boy came out, they still want to make sure that the baby will grow up into that perfect vessel. So, they bond with Kaori’s husband, Jin Itadori. This is where they notice something very wrong.

They can’t control Jin’s movements nor his mind.

(This is what you call plot convenience because if it wasn’t here, Kenny would be a menace and we want this to be unlikely allies to friends to lovers. Also this is where the surprise tool comes in! Since he can’t actually control this host, Kenny can’t Willy nilly kill Jin just in case something bad may happen on that tiny chance. There’s still plot holes about this but we can ignore that with the power of love)

So Kenjaku slowly eats off Jin’s cursed energy (caused by his depression of his dead wife) but is quite interested in their host’s.

Jin on the other hand is very confused about everything so far. He’s trying his best as a newly single father raising his baby boy. Not to mention he keeps hearing voices in his head… but otherwise everything is fine!

(Other fun guys that will come up is grandpa wasuke, younger brother sukuna and symbiote babies bc why not)

Shout out to my brother @c3lsthe for sending me this meme it’s perfect

i did it ehehehhehehehe

Yall thought we were done? Nope! The last video has two afterstories kind of, this being the first of them! Let me know what you guys think of it <3

Hold my orange juice.

hey I feel like a nerd asking this but has anyone written a fic where kdj chooses secretive plotter as his constellation but it isn’t / doesn’t contain smut? If so please drop the name!!!

They should kiss