A Collection Of Diving Birds.

Genuinely hilarious, I love the implications that everything in this character sheet leaves you with — the ridiculous naming system (and the inference that to an outside viewer their names are a lot of silly syllables), the lasers line, hole 🕳️, gravity glove, god you can just see the slapstick waiting to happen. The comedy leaps off the page, it’s so utterly full of potential that any attempt to fill in the blanks in their profile leaves you with a ridiculous scenario to grapple with.

some mspfa stuff I might work on man idk

code translations under the cut

Happy 4/13! And remember, change! Watch out! It keeps happening! Click for better quality.

Do you ever wonder if death counts as body horror? Among all of the body modifications in homestuck, I feel like death is one. Like a plastic surgery, and you look the same but you put yourself through pain and trauma to become what you were told would be better. Does that mean that the Postcanon Godsanity is the equivalent of a filler leaking? Popped boob?

Bro, psych analysis stat: why does my mom telling me I have “almost all A’s” in a happy voice make me sad.

Me From 12 Hours in the Future: the answer is obvious but if you want extra details, look below the cut!

Ideas:

• Probably because she’s saying it as a reason I shouldn’t be sad, not as a compliment. Unless I’m crazy. That sounds crazy

• Because I was wearing a towel straight out of the shower and she hugged me. And then I sat down still in the towel. And I hate my body.

• Combination of the two — feeling sad as hell for not being better? Guilty because I’m not perfect, and then feeling twice as guilty for being sad about it on a good day?

• Graduating college makes me stressed

• I have to send emails about it — the grades website says they’re problems with my degree. Which is scary. And my mom doesn’t treat it as scary, which might be why I feel crazy for crying. …..and really, why would there be problems when I have every requirement and I have straight A’s? And a B+. So from now unto forever it will be “almost all A’s.” Oh!!! That got a tear!! Fuck I need to get over myself

Conclusion: crying and feel like an ass for crying, because what do I have to be sad about. Damn it I’m going NUTS!!! Psychology enthusiasts, if there is anything to be mined from this, go ahead.

Conclusion^2 from 12 hours in the future: you’re a perfectionist. Also you’re scared because you’re graduating.

Conclusion^2 but more of an overall look at the nature of the beast ( I’m trying so hard not to put a diagnosis on the behavior, because it makes the behavior easier to dismiss as a “symptom” instead of a problem in-and-of-itself that needs to be mitigated ):

I cried because you found out about the email thing yesterday, literally bawling the minute you heard something might be wrong. And cried after this Almost A’s thing, because I couldn’t find something important that my mom put away, even though I’m 100% certain that it’s somewhere at home. Both times in front of my mom right before Mother’s Day. Hhhhh. Why does unhappiness and stress take itself out on other people? It’d be fine if it only hurt me — which it does, goddamn it does — but why the fucking A.O.E. blast on people that care about me.

Going forward: …. I made this blog to post Sakura fanart. Any if anybody reads this, will this be Sakura fanart? No. ……….. UNLESS. SAKURA MENTAL ILLNESS POST!!

Really into werewolves at the moment

SAKURA HARUNO is unfortunately a valid homestuck name!

See, the thing with the color Teal is that it looks a lot like Green, and Blue, and Identity crisis.

She worries about that constantly, but that’s just thinking! (Her hemocode is memorized so she stops guessing lower than she should.) Constantly thinks that she Deserves OLIVE, actually, and overcompensates to Deserve TEAL. She’s not casteist if she’s jealous, which she’s NOT! Even if she does “act pretty Olive,” and she’s got so many Olive interests, and really wouldn’t Olive suit her better? Not that she wants it. Teal is so good.

Sakura in the show also literally does this thing where her eyes change color a lot between blue and green. Also, it’s stupid-relatable to be making a fantroll and thinking “Teal suits my life closest, but Olive is closest to what I want out of my life. Which do I choose?”

“Oh right homestuck is stupid, and the dumber it is the better it is, NARUTO BLAST 💥”

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SO intelligent, skilled, and Type A that nobody can dismiss her, and let’s keep it that way! Except for the people that do dismiss her: GET PUNCHED. Then she represses her feelings in a very healthy way, and has an internal voice to scream out all of the anxiety and self-hatred! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH! God we’re not good at anything, are we; how are we Teal again?!

Haha. Sakura, am I wearing you like a meat suit or do you actually behave this way in canon? Blink twice. Its been years since I’ve watched Naruto, and I relate to your impotent anger and fashion choices too much to tell. Speaking of:

She wears a lot of Plausible Deniability Pink as a fashion statement, by having everything black get “ruined in the wash” mysteriously. The pink is muted, and fades into the orange bleached-black cast.

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Her horns are aggressive, angular, and ant-like (animal coded! Olive!) 🐜. They accentuate the fuck out of her forehead. She punches a lot of things that upset her (aww who expresses emotions in a way that are healthy in a hyperviolent society, youuuuu. Fuck I’m jealous). She’s the top of her Special Operative field but is suffering from chronic “95%!?! Where’s my 100?!”

Sakura could take it or leave it with the monarchy honestly, AND YOURE WONDERING, WAIT; SAKURA THE FAMOUS BOOTLICKER? But in canon her morality is shoddy as fuck — she lives a life unexamined. Sakura loves the fish queen, and Konoha, because she doesn’t really think about it harder. Any atrocity is fine because who cares what happens to strangers, when mine and my own are fine? She only cares that HER people are okay; she would follow them to wherever they go (or try to manipulate them to stay) as long as they’re by her side. Haruno is a certified bootlicker and authority-liker, as a consequence of a comfortable life. Oops. (Teal!)

MmmmmmmmYEAH

It’s all inevitable and all his fault

@bamsara Zim^

Yeah, we keep posting Troll Sakura !!!!!

Child SAKURA HARUNO?!

already flaunting the fashion choices that would get a lower troll culled, and already not brushing her teeth that good. Her lusus is slacking dog.