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My mom sighed and shook her head pointing out that we used the wrong blood for the sacrifice as she left the room I shook off my shock and turned a glare to the twins Austin and Lillian they quickly looked away they had a farm with a goat on it and said that they would be able to bring some of his blood 'well you see what happened was' Lillian started 'we just couldn't bear to do it' Austin said 'then where did you get the blood from?' I asked scrutinizing them 'well it might have been tomato sauce' they said I dragged my hand down my face I should have know they where to kind to actually harm anything so instead of summoning a demon we summoned a random health nut who just so happened to be my mom I guess I'll just have to do it myself next time if I actually want to see my sister

You and your friends decide to try and summon a demon at your sleepover. You are completely stunned when your mother appears in the middle of the room when the ritual is finished.

I'm so glad rivet got this I was worried something happened! (I'm the person that drew nove,chomper,and sunflower I lost the password for my old acount when I got a new phone)

Ok im sorry for the lighting, but this is nove and her readers chomper and sunflower, she’s almost as bad at names as asgore,

Chomper is mostly aggressive but he is also quiet

Sunflower is a companion and creative reader

Awwww, they’re so cute! Thanks for sharing with me!

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Amazing...

Reblog if you don't care if someone is transgender, straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual.

  My followers better all reblog this.

There should be more notes

REBLOG FOLLOWERS.

As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3

 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

No H8

If you don’t rebolg this:

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

Truuuu. But why isn't he slitherin other than him asking not to be?

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

Fic Hunt!!

Does anyone know that one DC x DP where Danny finds himself in another dimension and it's just a man hunt for him?

What he doesn't know is that this world omegaverse so people seeing this scentless, packless, homeless child who just won't stop running makes them all panic and try to catch him

I did one!

Pony randomizer challenge! Here are the rules: You need to take a screenshot and draw what you get!

Pheraps you need some background characters, but are too lazy to make your own? Or maybe you just need a good opportunity for practice? Well, try this, you might end up with hillarious results!

 - You may pick colors that are roughy the same as what the palette shows.  - This pony creator has over 80 hairstyles and 60 characteristics.

Good luck with that, buds. Ah. Also… I was ill, now i’m back on track. Yay.

Yeah. Love ya.