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PLEASE REBLOG INSTEAD OF HEART-ING, HEARTS DO NOTHING FOR MY WORK
Hey guys would you still love me if I pondered the fish for hours instead of healing my team
Oh my god, imagine what will happen if all these villains form a criminal organization together...
More propaganda for chemist for @tf2shipswag 's oc bracket
cam and jr. belong to @fl00rbr3ad!! rene and alois belong to @allthepandasintheworld and @solemn-vow!!
[cam and jr. propaganda rule: nothing sexual rene and alois propaganda rules: nothing overly suggestive + only ship them with eachother]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
RENE AND ALOIS: - "He [alois] is literally babygirl. Light of this world. Killed his dad and uses his skull as a paperweight--oops. Medics have to have SOMETHING going on. - "Alois is like, if you took the classic himbo archetype and made him like, less stupid and a little more chaotic. A little. He's the type of man who would steal a dog if it was being abused by its owner. He also loves baking, and animals, and babies, and baby animals. He literally attracts strays, like his cat Margaretha and his husband Rene." - "he's [rene] like, THE tumblr sexyman archetype. If you know, you know. He's Ballister before the Nimona movie came out." - "He's [rene] a poor little meow meow, he's the most pathetic spy to walk this earth, he is a sad cringefail little man, and his joints snap crackle and pop when he does parkour. He's so competent and yet the world is stacked against him. The L in Lambert stands for LOSER!!!"
CAM AND JR: - "they clean up dead bodies all the time and deserve some recognition for it. :D👍" - "Cam(25) and Jr(13) are janitors hired by the administrator to clean up after every battle the RED and BLU teams have, because when your battle field is covered in dead bodies it’s not very efficient for fighting. When Cam was in her first year of college, doing forensic sciences, she attempted to burn down her college in order to get a free degree. She was caught and is now on the run with her little sister, Jr. Cam is friends with Demoman and Ms. Pauling, Jr is friends with Pyro and has a very chaotic sibling dynamic with Scout!"
dee belongs to @midori-berry!! faith belongs to @jesi-jess!! [no propaganda rules for dee, 1 for faith: "Don't misgender, change skin tones, or their body types pls. Other then that have fun ;o;/"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
DEE: - "He's the prettiest cherry blossom themed sniper I know of and he has a sick robot leg and robot eye and he's also really really gay as well." - "Okay so for this guy he got injured in an explosion that was meant to kill his parents (who were also mercenaries but for a different non mann co affiliated group) and then mann co swoops in and offers him this cool robot leg and robot eye so he's like woah yeah thats pretty cool the leg has LEDs but then he didn't read what he was signing when he got them so now he's a sniper :) He used to not like fighting but now he's used to it. He lives in a campervan but it's actually quite nice andd not a complete mess. he loves gardening (tho the flower on his hat is fake shh dont tell anyone) and is (not so) secretly into dressing up and doing drag in his spare time"
FAITH: - "She is the cutest ghost talking expert around and knows not only how to fight but win (With her ghost friends). Jokes aside just entering for fun~" - "Faith Dawn is a happy and outgoing woman with high hopes and curiosity for the world around her. Faith, despite how dark it is for such a happy person, is able to see ghosts and talk to them. In her eyes, though death can be tragic, there is always a way to find happiness in the aftermath. It’s because of these talents she was hired on as a Scout for Mann Co."
butcher belongs to @junkbrainz!! intern belongs to @queensqueercourt!! [no propaganda rules for butcher, 1 propaganda rule for intern: "Keep it SFW due to them being a minor but other than that go off"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
THE BUTCHER: - "hes my special boy who is so very normal hes the normalest boy let him into your tournament pretty please :))))" - "hes a butcher (obviously) who came to ameria fleeing uh. totally the soviet union and Not The Police Haha!!!! hes everyone's favourite father figure who may or may not eat people :)))))"
THE INTERN: - "lemme paint you a scenario. you are 16. you get an intern position at mann co. you get a tour of 2fort for business purposes with the other interns. you get separated from the said tour. You stumble into battle. you make it out alive by screaming and crying your way out of it. your boss decides "good enough we need someone down there" and sends you to 2fort as a permanent position and you don't get paid anything for doing so." - "Intern is what youd image an average high school teenager such as wanting to get good grades, indulging in drama and hearsay, and having what others would agree a splendid wardrobe. except theyre not like other kids cause if the public found out about their crimes the state would bring back the death penalty JUST for them. they have this vibe where theyd maim people to pop/energetic music like "make your own kind of music" or "lovefool" etc."
lia and markos belong to @hootsimedes and @robin374!! target belongs to @inputs-chaos!! [no specific propaganda rules listed for lia or markos, target has 1 rule: "Pyro rules, no one gets to see his face!"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
LIA AND MARKOS: - nothing listed for lia! - "He [markos] is a Basque sailor. He was born the 7th of July, 1933. In 1937, when the bombing of Gernika happened he was 4 years old and he survived along with his two little brothers. Now, he is 35 years old and he is 2,10m tall (thanks to his father's genetics). He became a mercenary because the Spanish army persecuted him for being Basque (taking in count that the TF2 universe is in 1968 more or less), so he went to America alone. He owns a whaling ship from his mother's family. He is an extrovert, he likes talking to people and making them laugh, he knows a lot about alcohol. Man is dumb, like literally. He ate one of Medic's mega baboon hearts because Soy made him believe they were strawberry flavored. Or he didn't know that the enemy Demo was flirting with him until a year later. Idk I just feel like he's really dumb, he also doesn't care about anything.He doesn't know Spanish and he finds a bit difficult to talk in English, expect him to talk to you in Basque. And I'll shut up now lmao"
TARGET: - "Target is just the most stressed and anxious person. He's living a double life and is lying to everyone. He is the most stubborn thing alive." _ "Reasons to vote for the Target: He's your all around fill in teammate, whenever you're down a member he'll step in. He snaps up weapons from corpses, meaning he can use most of the enemy counterpart's weapons of the guy you're missing. (There are limits in place, he can't pick up ammo or gain any ammo save for what the weapon he picks up had. Or have more than one of each type of weapon) (He also can't pick up melees) Off the battlefield, his job is to test weapons himself, or erm. Be target practice. For his teammates. ... There should never be more than one Target on the battlefield. For several reasons, one being that if both teams are down a member, it's fair in the administrator's eyes. The other being that there's only one guy. He's very stressed about being found out."
dante belongs to @fairysbrew!! bugeye belongs to @tepikvinxi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
DANTE: - "he's silly! he's a funny little guy and i like him :) he should win because he's so very cool" - "aaaaa!!!! ok so poisoner is a little guy :] he's a cocky little shit who has literally no health (base hp is 105) but thinks he can take on literally everyone (he can't). he's kinda creepy & he joined mann co because he got expelled from college for releasing a bunch of rats. i think he's funky! :D he's 5'2" and transgener (very cool)"
BUGEYE: - "Kinda sticking to og pyro traits here. Given his name he has a love for bugs and has weird little bug lenses and antenna added on it's mask. Mask is usually on. Honestly i dont have much, it's just a silly bug guy."