Hi Im New To Tumblr Figured Id Expand My Horizons

allegations vs. reality

I can’t get them out of my head

r u going to post more art 👉👈

yeah!! i definitely want to, i’ve just been so busy lately so i’ve been slacking 🫠

dan and phil so special to me.................

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

i love it when dan is a complete hypocrite. he’ll say phil has an insane northern childhood because he got caught by the police underage drinking or had a talk in school one time about dogs, but will turn around and drop a story about making it to the finals of a christian puppet competition like it’s nothing. he’ll make 5 graphic sex references in the space of a minute then blush and go “you can’t sAY that!” at phil’s mild innuendo. he’ll wear a tiny mini skirt in front of thousands of people but make phil censor his clavicle. no one is doing it like him

we successfully proved that phan is bigger than jesus. id say we deserve windows

If I had a nickel for every time Dan Howell implied that in a post-apocalyptic situation he would become deranged and carry Phil's skull around like Hamlet and talk to it/use it as a weapon I would have at least two nickels and that's kind of a lot of nickels

this is so epic

super graphic ultra modern @amazingphil ⭐️💙

x

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second