Perse-is-rarwin - Heatmiser's Hairnet

guys I love planning my birthday

beauty is an emotion and like all emotions it is incredibly relative.

beauty is an emotion actually

guys pamu is chubby... please tell me that its canon...

I can't not repost this, it's magnificent

Literally all of The Shadowhunter Chronicle romances are completely unhinged it’s not even funny (I lied, it’s very funny). Here’s just some examples:

William “Will” Herondale/James “Jem” Carstairs + Theresa “Tessa” Gray: It totally would have been a vee type polyamorous situation if it wasn’t for all the death and 1800s London society going on.

Henry Branwell + Charlotte Fairchild: How dare this misogynistic society put us together, I mean, we wanted to get together anyway, but not for those reasons. Welp, time to be as unconventional as possible.

Gabriel Lightwood + Cecily Herondale: Look, you made fun of my sister, it’s only fair that I marry your sister; that’s the rules.

Gideon Lightwood + Sophia “Sophie” Collins: Dad, I have a perfectly valid reason to betray you and go to the other side. What your doing is wrong and – nO tHiS haS nOThiNG to do wiTh tHeIR mAid wHy wOUlD yoU eVEn sAy tHat?

Jesse Blackthorn + Lucie Herondale: Your request to not be brought back to life has been denied, deal with it.

James “Jamie” Herondale + Cordelia Carstairs: He didn’t commit arson we were just having sex – why are you all looking at me like that’s worse?

Anna Lightwood + Ariadne Bridgestock: Listen, there’s a lot of society going on right now, so we’re going to have to get together in secret. Oh, you don’t want to? Okay, never mind, fuck society, let me win you back real quick.

Christopher Lightwood + Grace Cartwright: Oh good, you broke into my house, now we can talk about science.

Thomas Lightwood + Alastair Carstairs: I’d really like to hate you, but I think the biggest problem with that is that I love you. Once I get over that hurdle, I think we’ll be in the clear.

Lucian “Luke” Graymark + Jocelyn Fairchild: Good job on us for breaking away from the genocidal cult run by our best friend/husband; we should hook up, you know, as a reward.

Jonathan “Jace” Herondale + Clarissa “Clary” Fairchild: Ayo the same guy conducted experiments on our blood, that’s crazy; btw so glad we’re not actually siblings.

Alexander “Alec” Lightwood + Magnus Bane: Marrying each other is against the law? Okay, fine, I’m a law biding citizen. Oh oops, I made it legal. I am the law now, and I want a wedding on the beach.

Simon Lovelace + Isabelle Lightwood: It makes sense to have our engagement party on the day of my brother’s death, that’s when we really started bonding.

Helen “Alessa” Blackthorn + Aline Penhallow: Well, I guess we’re going to go in exile together. Yes, I said together; your exile is my exile, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine, that’s how relationships work.

Julian Blackthorn + Emma Carstairs: Yes, it’s a technical war crime to love each other, but the law itself is not really our main concern about it.

Kieran Hunter + Mark “Miach” Blackthorn + Cristina Rosales: We’re really living that cottage core aesthetic, and all we had to do to get here was do a small war and some amnesia. Worth it.

Gwyn ap Nudd + Diana Wrayburn: I’m going to stand by just in case something happens, but it probably won’t, she knows what she’s doing – WHY IS SHE JUMPING OUT THE TENTH STORY WINDOW OH MY GOD WAIT

Tiberius “Ty” Blackthorn + Christopher “Kit” Herondale: We take cosplaying Sherlock and Watson VERY seriously, so of course we needed to go to all the most illegal places, it’s only natural.

Ash Morgenstern + Drusilla “Dru” Blackthorn: So anyway I saw them in a sort of fever dream like state this one time and they’ve still been on my mind for years.

guys I've peaked someone said my artstyle was cute

🔥It's Inferno hero: Pyre (aka Pro Hero!Touya )🔥

(Additional info under the cut!)

ADDITIONAL HEADCANONS:

In both AU's, he's consistently in the top 20's/15's of the hero rankings, but he hasn't been able to break top 10 (this greatly frustrates him)

He's covered in piercings and tattoos in both AU's and has earned the moniker of being "Japan's resident bad boy"

His agency is located in Fukuoka, Japan. He teams up with Hawks a lot (the two are good friends)

He lies about when his birthday is (he says it's on Jan 31st, and that's what the general public has accepted. The only ones who know when his real birthday is are Hawks and his family.) He does this because he usually doesn't celebrate it. The most he does is go out for drinks with Hawks (or Fuyumi and Natsuo if they pester him enough) or take the time to visit Rei at the hospital

Despite what some may think, he actually has a very low spice tolerance. He can put up a pretty convincing front, but when no one is looking he'll need to chug the nearest beverage and gets the worst stomach cramps

i love my euphonium sm i just hate carrying her and how issue-ridden she is

GUYS THREE OF THE UPPER CLASSMEN I LIKE SAID HI TO ME AND MY YEAR IS MADE OMFG

i stuff his crust till he bread

(S)CREAMING ABOUT THIS OMFG

the suffering never ends