Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

All those jokes about Tumblr being the social media platform of last resort every time another big player shits the bed are gonna stop being funny real fast if we end up getting a big influx of ex-4channers.

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

the fucking brainrot…i’m sorry (no i’m not)

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

Alucard.

unreasonably excited for the dried/happy ghast