learning burdock is a potato substitute broke me.. in light of this i narrowed down toastbaby names to these two options:
Carrot and Beetroot
Potayto and Potahto
katniss describes people as if she was asked by police to describe the person she saw
haymitch describes them as if he has a language speaking exam and he really wants you to know he's good at another language
so. who’s gonna do it. who’s gonna be the first to write the fic with bob and yelena crawling around in the vents and alexei eating pop tarts and walker and ava fighting about what they’re watching for movie night
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
desi!james potter would love drinking bournvita
for those who don’t know bournvita is a chocolate drink that you put into milk which indian kids loved drinking when they were younger and still do(me included)
We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess
SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.
When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is
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