Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Tim: Death penalty.
Dick: Tim, it was just a parking ticket-
Tim, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.
Why does my almost every action result in me feeling like im about to throw up.
Always
Guys, I lied, I suck at english too.
I did a test exam and I got 1 score on "write a letter" task.
Fucking god, how do I do tests about my native language worse than tests about english.
I speak russian from my birth, how did I get 3/20 on a test made out of 2 types of same questions.
I haven't listened to my playlist for a long time actually so it can get weird.
I don't know how to play this game
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone
new year’s resolutions
320x400
640 x 480
800 x 600
1024x768
1280x720
1360x768
1600x900
1920x1080
2560x1440
How sad that I ,a person with a robot hyperfixation, can't draw fucking robots or any machinery.
guess who made an enasona and had WAY too much fun with it
u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
Hello transformers nation, please don't hate me for this
I saw this and my mind immediately went to that one issue of MTMTE X'D