I'm Rewriting If You're Happy And You Know It
I'm rewriting If You're Happy and You Know It
The new version goes: If you're old and you know it, groan loudly whenever you move. (Repeat) If you're old and you know it, then your joints are frozen and creaky, and you should probably get a walker. (Repeat chorus thing) I'm not a musician, but I think it could compete with the best of them. I'm tapping into the forgotten old people demographic.
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parkeryourefired reblogged this · 9 years ago
The only thing you should be worried about is this question I'm about to ask you: Who wants a taco?
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